That's tame compared to what goes on in Spain.
From the guardian:
Best celebration:
No contest - Sevilla's loveliest couple José Antonio Reyes and Francisco Gallardo's touching moment of unbridled sexual passion. When teenage soccer sensation Reyes scored a blinding goal back in December, Gallardo decided to celebrate it in a very special way. Throwing himself down upon Reyes's Crown Jewels, he proceeded to impart some (pretend) oral pleasure on the unsuspecting striker. While the prudish Marca flew into a comic tizzy, splashing its front page with an enormous headline declaring the act "INTOLERABLE", everyone else just rolled about, and innocent little Reyes was left plain confused. "I felt a little nip", he said of Gallardo's intimate nibble, "but I didn't realise what Paco was doing".
