Titus Shambles
Player Valuation: £5m
The only thing Dyche cares about is getting his paycheque every week and protecting the narrative perpetually spouted by the media that "he's a good manager", "has been hard done by", "guarantees survival", "organizes a team/defensively solid/set piece master" etc etc in positioning himself for his next job.
If you offered him 38 points from 38 games at the start of every season of his career, I reckon he'd happily take it and play the odds it usually keeps you up.