we forced moopoo out!
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we forced moopoo out!
Davideeyore
Player Valuation: £30m
No we didn't.
GrandOldSte117
Player Valuation: £20m
Nah, play Ndiaye as a false 9, Lindstrom through the middle, Beto as a right back, Keane as a striker and Pickford on the wing. Why can't Dyche see what the fans see!?
Reckon he should bring back the suit? The tracks has not done him any favours recently
Something..something.. We won midweek and still it’s not good enough here at this club… something…something…Everton can I just get my payoff now?
agree swap back you tramp
I reckon he should wear a Stoke tracky the utter clown.
How’s he never managed Stoke ffs. Match made in heaven that
stoke were better at HOOF
they legged his style of hoof
Simon Buttle
Player Valuation: £50m
He can come down here, Crawley Town are a very backwards type club, league 1 so his football will fit in well down there.
Peter The Dog
Player Valuation: £8m
if he had anything about him, he would walk.
unfortunately he is on the Everton gravy train and will milk the club for every last penny of his contract.
unfortunately he is on the Everton gravy train and will milk the club for every last penny of his contract.
Eggsyblueskin
Player Valuation: £40m
He could coach some actual football , play some players who can control the ball and have a modicum of football intelligence.
That’s all I’m asking , I’m not expecting him to turn us into Man City , I would just like a team that was prepared to compete in midfield to try and gain the initiative occasionally .
I’m bored to tears watched a team that surrenders that initiative constantly and spends most of the game huddled fearfully in their own half for 70% of the game. I would like to watch a team who could fashion a cogent attack that was varied and intelligent and wasn’t mostly based on Hoof !!
Is that too much to ask for ?
With this manager seemingly it is .
I would like my pessimism to be proven wrong this Saturday , but I fully accept I’m pursuing a false hope .
This is a hard truth to tell you, but you’re an addict, mate. Your low sense of self worth has led you to place your entire identity in a football team and your existential mood depends on its results every weekend.
Everton are your Ritalin. The chemicals you need to wear a convincing mask of existence. And when you don’t get those chemicals you go wild. WILD. The Everton Manager is the gatekeeper of the wins you need to feel alright and you’ve positioned him as the enemy in this low budget self loathing movie you pitched yourself as the lead role in.
There is no short term pain long term gain in your world. There is no patience as a competitive edge for the Everton Manager. Circumstances means nothing. You’re just in it for your Everton feel good chemicals every weekend or like any addict deprived of their drug, they become feral and wild in obtaining what they crave.
Dyche is your rehab. Book in and heal.
Everton are your Ritalin. The chemicals you need to wear a convincing mask of existence. And when you don’t get those chemicals you go wild. WILD. The Everton Manager is the gatekeeper of the wins you need to feel alright and you’ve positioned him as the enemy in this low budget self loathing movie you pitched yourself as the lead role in.
There is no short term pain long term gain in your world. There is no patience as a competitive edge for the Everton Manager. Circumstances means nothing. You’re just in it for your Everton feel good chemicals every weekend or like any addict deprived of their drug, they become feral and wild in obtaining what they crave.
Dyche is your rehab. Book in and heal.