badloaf
Player Valuation: £1.5m
‘Why’s Diamond carrying that black bin bag? Woany! Ask Diamond why he’s got that bin bag. Don’t tell me we’ve sacked the cleaners! They’ve put in some hard yards, what with the mess Keano makes of the bogs…’
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Raino85
Player Valuation: £35m
Judging by him as a player, he will just welly it into the back of the Park End
NathDogg
Player Valuation: £50m
The clown is mentioning fatigue in that quote but then completely ignores our midfield breathing out there asses for the final 20 mins or so, and our captain who’s just returned from injury getting his arse handed to him by the nippy wingers the opposition manager has thrown on, with our own quick young rb sat getting splinters.
How can the team have been operating the right way when they completely stop doing what they did previously - why didn’t he react?
Getting more and more fed up of the fraud as the days go by.
I thought I would be past it now but it’s doing my head in that an experienced football manager on £6 million a year can see/smell/taste it all going titsup on the field, but actually do sod all about it, and in particular not use a sub just to break it up.
If he doesn’t want to use a sub, he couldn’t even get basic instructions out to slow us down, stop attacking so much or for a player to feign injury and buy us time/breathing space, he’s just screaming nonsense at them, it’s criminal.
His post match comments made it 100 times worse, absolving himself of any blame and lashing the every single player, including the ones who did well, under the bus.
I’ve had enough of the fraud, he has to go.
You can smell the panic and fear. We're always close to a crisis because we all fear relegation - whether people like to admit it or not.
The bold there - I figure that's what causes the splitting of spleens. Evidently, people think he's the main person responsible and with him, we're more likely to be relegated.
My own view as I've long shared is that this team will be in a relegation fight no matter the manager. A lack of goals and pace dictates it - as it has for years now.
The club feels paralysed given uncertainty off the field.
It's all about results though, and I'd expect less than 3 points from the next 3 and he's gone.
Tony’s Carp
Player Valuation: £50m
The very, very least you expect from Dyche is to be streetwise and that was the total opposite. If you’re putting up with all the negatives of Dyche and not even getting the supposed upside, what’s the point?
Saint Domingo
Player Valuation: £90m
Probably against their individual objectives. I don’t include Moyes in that.
Martinez had us bottom half with Stones Barkley Mirallas Lukaku
Koeman had us in a relegation scrap after spending Moshiri’s millions
Silva similar (although harshly fired in my opinion)
I’m not sure 10th would have been the expectation after the club shelled out on Ancelotti and James Allan Docuoure Godfrey in one window.
What’s the expectation for any new manager? It’s dictated by squad quality surely? I believe the squad Dyche picked up was one of the worst in the league, I think its improved now to lower mid table, but unless there’s a sudden injection of quality the new manager would probably pick up the 13th-15th best squad in the league. Everton fans won’t accept that league position though so any new manager is immediately in a bind unless they massively over perform.
There's no probably about it - they definitely all failed.
People might long for that based on the last 3 years but we were in a totally different place as a club back then.
Blueclouds
Player Valuation: £35m
He not going anywhere at the moment so we may as well support him and the players. It's a long season.
Raino85
Player Valuation: £35m
All pretty valid points, and unlike others, put across as your opinion and not making it sound like fact.
I think our squad of players when Dyche took over could/should do better, but again, that's my opinion.
I don't subscribe to the whole 'this club has been in a relegation fight for 3 years, what do you expect' narrative he likes to spout to protect his brand though. We have a squad capable of 10th-13th in this league (higher if we got lucky) and the constant lowering of the bar can be damaging for everyone involved.
Lesser managers have progressed teams/clubs with less resources/time.
Lob
Player Valuation: £50m
I will definitely support the players but Dyche can go and do one. His performance and blame dodging so far this season has been abysmal and he has completely lost any remnants of support i had remaining after keeping us up last season which wasn't much to begin with tbh after that 14 or 15 game win less run.
Doesn't deserve to manage Everton.
Raino85
Player Valuation: £35m
brian labone
Player Valuation: £6m
But don't you think the longer Moshiri leaves it and more and more loses happen the less money he will get for the club. If I was Moshiri I would sell as soon as possible.
Tony’s Carp
Player Valuation: £50m
Well I guess I wouldn’t have expected him to be so naive. Clearly I was wrong.
NathDogg
Player Valuation: £50m
The whole stadium were behind the players on Saturday right until the end, and if they carry on trying to play like that with that effort, they won’t have anything to worry about.
As for the manager, don’t care - I’d have bulleted him after Saturday if I’m honest.
Whatever happens this season - stay up or go down, hoping we have enough to stay up comfortably - he has to go, don’t want the ginger skid mark anywhere near BMD.
Papa Shango
Player Valuation: £70m
To be fair Dyche would normally do something like this. He does most games and is known for wanting to shut up shop.
For some reason last week he didn't do it and we paid for it.