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Sexy Time expressed in maths

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They integrated from the very point of origin. Her curves were continuous, and even though he was odd, he was a real number. The day their lines first intersected, they became an ordered pair. From then on it was a continuous function. They were both in their prime, so in next to no time they were horizontal and parallel. She was awed by the magnitude of his perpendicular line, and he was amazed by her conical projections. "Bisect my angle!" she postulated each time she reached her local maximum. He taught her the chain rule as she implicitly defined the amplitude of his simple harmonic motion. They underwent multiple rotations of their axes, until at last they reached the vertex, the critical point, their finite limit. After that they slept like logs. Later she found him taking a right-handed limit, that was a problem, because it was an improper form. He meanwhile had realized that she was irrational, not to mention square. She approached her ex, so they diverged.
 
Unlike a romance novel, I guess you get to use your imagination!

Ahh, math terms laced with innuendo. I guess if you get it you are geeky. And apparently we both are :P
 
Unlike a romance novel, I guess you get to use your imagination!

Ahh, math terms laced with innuendo. I guess if you get it you are geeky. And apparently we both are :P


i satify the mathematical section of my desires this way........
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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh Carol Vorderman :

Kunt and the Gang - Carol Vorderman (clear) - Video

Probably not safe for work. At all haha.

good work there, exactly the kind of behaviour i condone from Reidettes.
take a tasty pastry from this wonderful bakery that i fully endorse in Beverwijk in Holland. the wonderfully named "D1ck Leek", they say his cream horn is magnificent.
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