Shabs you hear at the match

[little curly alan ball]

This afternoon , not the best , and even amongst the worst games the average punter has seen , the Dad/lad who sit next to me were'nt there . Instead was Dad's mate and bird . These were around my age . 40's .
Anyway , he must be still chasing her as he did fuk all but gab about , well , just about everything to be honest .
So , he goes on about something about us in Europe . Im not really listening until he goes on to the team we beat , ....
Borussia Munchausen !!!
So , I figured either he means Muncheongladbach , or indeed , Baron Von Munchausen .
Meanwhile the bird , early middle aged woman , actually , gazes at him in a , " Fuk !! He knows his shabs !! " , sort of manner .

Lesson of the day gentlemen ,
BULLSHABS IS ALWAYS THE BEST OPTION !!
Fukn Munchausen , Holy Mother of Jesus !!!
Talk about , Beacon Cheeks , ...
It amused me , anyway .
I thank you .

 

[steevie]

Must you mention the word Shabs. Mark III will enter the forum after this, or will we see Keith Shags II??

 

[GrandOldTeam]

Munchausen

 

[little curly alan ball]

Must you mention the word Shabs. Mark III will enter the forum after this, or will we see Keith Shags II??

I keep getting **** otherwise kid . But as to the rest , I dont get you . Who the fuk is Keith Shags I ???

 

[chicoazul]

Thats literature people.