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@BlueStevie35 I need some new pool wear so I'll be down your place at some stage. I expect both VIP treatment & some sound advice from you. Now are you up to the task or do I need to get the shift manager to find me someone with the necessary quality to deliver this request ?
 
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Simple question : love it - or - I'd rather read the Transfer Thread from the beginning than shop.

Could this be the future of shopping ?

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Hahaha, that reminds me of a Jerry Seinfeld bit.


Jerry: Most men like working on things. Tools, objects, fixing things. This is what men enjoy doing. Have you ever noticed a guy's out in his driveway working on something with tools, how all the other men in the neighborhood are magnetically drawn to this activity. They just come wandering out of the house like zombies. Men, it's true, men hear a drill, it's like a dog whistle. Just... (his head perks up) you know, they go running up to that living room curtain, "Honey, I think Jim's working on something over there." So they run over to the guy. Now they don't actually help the guy. No, they just want to hang around the area where work is being done. That's what men want to do. We want to watch the guy, we want to talk to him, we want to ask him dumb questions. You know, "What are you using, a Phillips-head?" You know, we feel involved. That's why when they have construction sites; they have to have those wood panel fences around it, that's just to keep the men out. They cut those little holes for us so we can see what the hell is going on. But if they don't cut those holes, we are climbing those fences. Right over there. "What are you using the steel girders down there? Yeah, that'll hold.
 

ForeverBlue92 said:
@BlueStevie35 I need some new pool wear so I'll be down your place at some stage. I expect both VIP treatment & some sound advice from you. Now are you up to the task or do I need to get the shift manager to find me someone with the necessary quality to deliver this request ?
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I’m not there for 6 months due to getting knee surgery tomorrow, I hear though there’s a waiting list of suitable bachelors queuing up to offer their advice on budgie smugglers, either that or take @Death er I mean @Bramley-Girl Dock to go shopping with you
 
Anytime I go the shop I always ask "Do you want anything?" Now Werther she gives me a small list or says no, this isn't relevant. What happens next can only be described as one of the things, serous bad luck when they were handing out girlfriends or the world most experienced head wrecker. Without fail I'll either get a call while I'm in the queue to pay or leave to a text/missed call asking or something meaning I either have to leave the queue or go back into the shop and buy a single avocado or other pointless item that sits in the fridge until it's grown ears.


Shopping's for mugs, any kind of shopping. I wish we all just walked round in the scud and grazed to stay alive.

"Why are you always typing the laptop so hard?" "BECAUSE I'M TALKING ABOUT YOU!!!!!"
 
BlueStevie35 said:
I’m not there for 6 months due to getting knee surgery tomorrow, I hear though there’s a waiting list of suitable bachelors queuing up to offer their advice on budgie smugglers, either that or take @Death er I mean @Bramley-Girl Dock to go shopping with you
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This cant be true, I thought I was BMD girl ? You're lucky I have fondness for blokes with no knees otherwise I would be seeking legal advice on these false allegations and libellous claims against FB92's good name.

Hope all goes well with the op tho skipper best wishes !
 
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ForeverBlue92 said:
This cant be true, I thought I was BMD girl ? You're lucky I have fondness for blokes with no knees otherwise I would be seeking legal advice on these false allegations and libellous claims against FB92's good name.

Hope all goes well with the op tho skipper.
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Good evening mate hope you are well tonight.
 
ForeverBlue92 said:
This cant be true, I thought I was BMD girl ? You're lucky I have fondness for blokes with no knees otherwise I would be seeking legal advice on these false allegations and libellous claims against FB92's good name.

Hope all goes well with the op tho skipper best wishes !
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You must be talking to many I have on ignore. Don't mind them love. Since you've been gone they've been trying to get at me with more libal. Now trying to turn you against me. Hope you're not listening to these kids. Men take care of men business. Let the kids play and pay no mind.♡♡♡
 

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