Singing Chefs

[Whitebootman]

I've just been to the canteen at work, the chef has been singing the same three lines of the same song for about six months. The chef before him was almost as bad. Almost everywhere I've worked it's been the same. What is it with singing chefs.

By the way, six months of 'come by here my lord' and I still go there. Mad.

 

[Seamus Colemole]

Everybody sings while they work.

Don't they?

 

[Whitebootman]

Everybody sings while they work.

Don't they?

On the way out of the door at the end of the shift doesn't count.

 

[Seamus Colemole]

On the way out of the door at the end of the shift doesn't count.

Of course not.

Has to the middle of the shop floor so everyone can hear my awesome singing.

Especially when an Elvis song comes on the radio.

 

[Whitebootman]

Of course not.

Has to the middle of the shop floor so everyone can hear my awesome singing.

Especially when an Elvis song comes on the radio.

Yes even I'll singalongaelvis at work or on line.

Well blosson ass hole whats wrong with me,

I brought two pasties and I paid for three.


Be honest, you could almost picture me in a white jumpsuit with a burger in my hand then.