So we have no striker coach....

[TheBlueBlitzer]

we have no striker coach, and our manager doesnt think we need one? Like am i living in reverse world or something? Like i know Dyche likes to be defensive but come on "you can't teach intuition" spoken like someone who doesn't realise young footballers develope.. no wonder we are probs one of the lowest scoring teams the last few seasons but no its ok lets carry on with no goal scoring defenders or midfielders coaching our strikers how to do striker things like score... please can someone at our club see sense (more chance of a rashford/DCL swap)

 

[Tel001]

The striker coach is parked in front of our goal

 

[TheBlueBlitzer]

The striker coach is parked in front of our goal

Nope we dont have one

 

[Shevin Keedy]

Lineker is out of a job I think, could we maybe get him to get his coat on, and get moving? So come on come on

 

[chicoazul]

I JUST NOTICED CLOVER ISNT REAL BUTTER THATS WHY MY BUTTIES TASTE RUBBISH WHAT A DISGRACE.

 

[Bob the Pole 7]

It’s times like this when I ask myself,”What would Garry Birtles do?”

 

[NeilMorepies]

we have no striker coach, and our manager doesnt think we need one? Like am i living in reverse world or something? Like i know Dyche likes to be defensive but come on "you can't teach intuition" spoken like someone who doesn't realise young footballers develope.. no wonder we are probs one of the lowest scoring teams the last few seasons but no its ok lets carry on with no goal scoring defenders or midfielders coaching our strikers how to do striker things like score... please can someone at our club see sense (more chance of a rashford/DCL swap)

We need a capable striker who wants to be here first.

 

[jerseytoffee]

I JUST NOTICED CLOVER ISNT REAL BUTTER THATS WHY MY BUTTIES TASTE RUBBISH WHAT A DISGRACE.

I was furious when I found out the one I use isn’t either… I Can’t Believe it’s not Butter!

 

[chicoazul]

ARE 5G MASTS MAKING EVERTON CRAP LADS?

 

[Moomin]

We should make an offer to Mick Lynch for him to be our striking coach.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Oh god.

 

[The binman chronicles]

It’s times like this when I ask myself,”What would Garry Birtles do?”

He's told Dyche the first team should be smoking 20 milds a day. At least 6 pints of real ale before games. Everyone has to read old copies of the Daily Sport (pages may be a little stuck together) and training needs to be on a boggy pitch with jumpers for goalposts.

This breeds winners, just like back in his day. None of this woke nonsense.

 

[st.domingo]

ARE 5G MASTS MAKING EVERTON CRAP LADS?

Like, actually sh1t them? I must admit, the possibility hadn’t occurred.

 

[Eggs]

….maybe we can also get a right winger coach who can turn our right wingers into right wingers.

 

[Bob Latchford]

We have a manager who can smell danger, probably brought on by 5G Masts, who needs coaches? Maybe it’s the fans who have the problem?