so...

[SuitsBlue]

a certain hotel moguls grand daughter starts her term in prison tonight, i wonder how long it will take the press or worse still that specific hotel chain to spin this along the lines of 'our rooms are much nicer and our clientel much more select' (although not always as exclusive )

 

[chicoazul]

2/1 nailed on within the next two days.

If not, you can count on VH1.

Theres gonna be one lucky <lesbos holiday maker> sharing her cell tonight though.

 

[SuitsBlue]

shes on the secure wing specially for high profile cases, (so called) celebs, civil servants, in a cell of her own. bless.

i wonder if she has to use a communal shower though.

 

[chicoazul]

Jail me and I would be happy to find out.

Best headlines ever.

'Scouser caught burping the worm in Hilton jail shower shocker'.

 

[Dylan]

Strap-On fun ahoy??

 

[chicoazul]

Strap-On fun ahoy??

If you come to meet me and Gazdalf for a bevvy, sugar.

 

[monty]

If you come to meet me and Gazdalf for a bevvy, sugar.

[Poor language removed], what have I let myself in for

 

[chicoazul]

Dont knock it until youve tried it.

And you will be trying it....

 

[monty]

Dont knock it until youve tried it.

And you will be trying it....

I'll be safe, chain mail knickers should do the job

 

[Gazdalf]

I'll be safe, chain mail knickers should do the job

I have a hack saw, a gas torch, and some bolt cutters. be afraid, very afraid, mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha


and for Dylan, all I can say is Dyl D'oh. (hahaha, I thought that was quite clever.)

 

[Dylan]

Except my wife's sister already thought of that one, and it doesn't bother me one bit

 

[Gazdalf]

Except my wife's sister already thought of that one, and it doesn't bother me one bit

2 questions,

1. Is she hot

and

2. If the answer to 1 is YES, can I have her for christmas?


Sounds like my type.

 

[Dylan]

Lets describe her. About 5'4, 120lbs and big ol' titties. (she is a D cup regular, but now she is breast feeding , wowza!!)

And she is in a relationship with her 'life partner' and they have 3 kids together. And they live in New Zealand. So you can't have her for Christmas. Sorry.

 

[Gazdalf]

I can see the major complication there. New Zealand is too far to swim. dam. oh well, fresh meat required.

 

[chicoazul]

She would get it.

Some complications. But she hasnt met me yet, bro.