Something you dig/Something you do not dig

[Welton Toffee]

Extra mature cheddar/girls wearing Converse All Stars. In fact, anyone wearing Converse All Stars

Fire away...

 

[Goat]

Chicks/Very stupid people.

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Cake/Spitting

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

goin the match / shutting car door on finger in car park resulting in a big gash,a very swollen finger and a couple of hours waiting for an xray.

 

[heatmeiser]

Converse All Stars / an inch of ghee on top a curry.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Converse All Stars / an inch of ghee on top a curry.

also converse allstars/ those menk cycling shoes, especially when worn whilst clip clopping round the supermarket like they are about to take on alp d'uez.

 

[Sharpys top lip]

Gee in curry / Them bad trampy converse trabs.

 

[SuitsBlueX2]

Ace food/the word 'dig'. It's like we are all living in the film 'Shaft'.

 

[Gazdalf]

G strings on tidy birds. / G ropes on fat ones

 

[Whitebootman]

A nice cup of tea. / Hot lemon drinks.

 

[bluebastardo]

My own grave / people peeing on it.

 

[McBain]

working/not working

 

[McBain]

English spell checker/American Spell checker.

You yanks spell weird.

 

[bobbyrob]

Ball Boys / Bananas

 

[bluebastardo]

Pineapple / pizza.