GhostOfDixie
Player Valuation: £70m
Well as its clear that scousers hate England (most of them anyway), it will be left to us Evertonians who are not Scouse, but still Evertonians all the same.
First Half analysis:
[Poor language removed]. No creativity, no running, no intelligence. I hope this isn't the future of England, but with Heskey in the line-up what can we expect? He only plays well with Owen.
James: Bit dodgy.
Johnson: Lost ball too many times.
Jags: Solid at the start, got his foot in on occassion, but was left to look stupid by Villa.
Terry: Same as Jags.
Cole: Offered nothing, but he is playing with the worse left midfielder to ever play for England.
SWP: Unlucky.
Carrick: Poor
Barry: Poor
Downing: Wank, shocking, [Poor language removed], crap, piss poor, a joke. Shall I go on?
Heskey: Stop falling over, your ******* built like a brick [Poor language removed] house.
Agbonlahar: Offered nothing, very quiet.
First Half analysis:
[Poor language removed]. No creativity, no running, no intelligence. I hope this isn't the future of England, but with Heskey in the line-up what can we expect? He only plays well with Owen.
James: Bit dodgy.
Johnson: Lost ball too many times.
Jags: Solid at the start, got his foot in on occassion, but was left to look stupid by Villa.
Terry: Same as Jags.
Cole: Offered nothing, but he is playing with the worse left midfielder to ever play for England.
SWP: Unlucky.
Carrick: Poor
Barry: Poor
Downing: Wank, shocking, [Poor language removed], crap, piss poor, a joke. Shall I go on?
Heskey: Stop falling over, your ******* built like a brick [Poor language removed] house.
Agbonlahar: Offered nothing, very quiet.