No Mates Re-United
Oh and another thing... which Marketing brain has launched the "text your postcode to..." to get new mates, girls and so on.. All the others are four or five letter words which is the total extent of their attention span - like text FLIRT (and various 4 letter words not repeatable here)..
Other alleged text messagers and the contents of their messages have been revealed in a recent survey:
Rooney texts: GRAN - he also manages Hello! and OK! to Coleen but hasn't progressed beyond that yet.
Wyness texts: PIES
Barton texts: SHOWER (to Shields)
Rafael texts: JIGSAW (to an agent)
Fergie texts: WHINGE but sometimes, not being manually dextrous, it comes out as WHINE or WINE...
Gary Glitter it seems hasn't got the hang of texting yet - all he can manage are a series of numbers like 8 or 11. It's understood he was coached by Robert Mugabe who also texts 0 to the printers on a daily basis - as well as his own private text service - Text VOTE... (or die)
Abramovich has taken to swearing - he texts KAKA several times a day to Scolari.
TD
Oh and another thing... which Marketing brain has launched the "text your postcode to..." to get new mates, girls and so on.. All the others are four or five letter words which is the total extent of their attention span - like text FLIRT (and various 4 letter words not repeatable here)..
Other alleged text messagers and the contents of their messages have been revealed in a recent survey:
Rooney texts: GRAN - he also manages Hello! and OK! to Coleen but hasn't progressed beyond that yet.
Wyness texts: PIES
Barton texts: SHOWER (to Shields)
Rafael texts: JIGSAW (to an agent)
Fergie texts: WHINGE but sometimes, not being manually dextrous, it comes out as WHINE or WINE...
Gary Glitter it seems hasn't got the hang of texting yet - all he can manage are a series of numbers like 8 or 11. It's understood he was coached by Robert Mugabe who also texts 0 to the printers on a daily basis - as well as his own private text service - Text VOTE... (or die)
Abramovich has taken to swearing - he texts KAKA several times a day to Scolari.
TD
