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When Skies Are Grey Blog Archive Sneakin? Out The Hospital
Made me laugh anyway.
Anyway, what was the score with Woods? He’s still boss at golf (apparently), and richer than Croesus, so why surrender his dignity like that? He’s going to lose some sponsors for being a dirty get, but ******* hell, so what? Why not instead turn up to the next PGA tournament (cheers Google) wearing a bandana, leather kecks and swigging from a bottle of Jack Daniels? He could press play on a stereo carried by his caddy, blast out ‘Bring Your Daughter to the Slaughter’, smash the ball down the fairway, turn to Ian Poulter (thanks again Google), and say: “That’s how hard I hit your momma’s ass. Now let’s play golf!”
Made me laugh anyway.