Not Safe For Work! Spurty's Newsround

[SpurtingLesbian]

To avoid overly irritating the more grumbly transvestites on GOT, I'll most most of my excellent MUST SEE news in this thread (well until it gets locked then I'll start a new one)
I've NSFW'd it because it's probably just a matter of time.

let's start with a safe one about spotting Virgins shall we?


500 Years of Virgin Mary Sightings in One Map
Apparitions of the Virgin Mary, inspiring wonder and devotion among millions, have been tracked for centuries.

The Roman Catholic Church follows and investigates sightings of the Virgin Mary around the world.
Seeing Mary
Starting in the 16th century, the Roman Catholic Church instituted a strict vetting process for miracles like the 2,000 sightings of the Virgin Mary claimed since A.D. 40. To be worthy of belief and church support, apparitions must be deemed miraculous with a high degree of certainty and in line with church doctrine, and found to have had a positive impact.

Centuries of Miracles

 

[Tubey]

Spurty?

 

[DualityNSNO]

Spurty?

Same thought here.

 

[jaycee]

I seen her naked mud wrestling with Mary Magdeline while high on LSD was the church interested?? Bloody non bellievers the lot of them if I had said it was in a cornflake they would have been all over it

 

[dholliday]

is it Friday night already?

 

[Toast]

Oh this has potential.
The late show was boss..

This could be the successor.

 

[Prevenger17]

Go for it Newsmaster Spurts.

 

[Donald Twain]

I know a few 'Marys' but I like the sound of Our Lady of Happy Meetings.

 

[Donald Twain]

'To avoid overly irritating the more grumbly transvestites on GOT'..
Name and shame , name and shame !!!

 

[Prevenger17]

That unconfirmed apparition on the east coast of Ireland was me. Doctors said it was a cocktail of horniness and drugs but I know it was real.

 

[SpurtingLesbian]

'To avoid overly irritating the more grumbly transvestites on GOT'..
Name and shame , name and shame !!!

Nope, I'm not that kind of Chap, if they want to out themselves as grumbly transvestites, that's up to them.

 

[malfosse]

Spurty?

Doesn't everybody call their spurting lesbian "spurty".

 

[Pat's Van]

haha and now here's Spurty, with the spurts

 

[chrissyjack]

haha and now here's Spurty, with the spurts

News on Tottenham Hotspurts

 

[SpurtingLesbian]

the two Virgin Marys that appear in the opening credits for Eastenders

FACT!​