NeilMorepies
Player Valuation: £35m

Will you be raising a pint of the black sludge to celebrate everything Irish on National boost Guinness Sales Day?
Will you wear a stupid green hat and bang on about being Irish, because your great Gran’s sister once got off with an Irish guard during the war?
Are you going to soil yourself later, but it’s ok, because that’s what St Pat would have wanted.
How are you going to ‘celebrate’ this most gratuitously fabricated of festivals?












