State the obvious

[Bundy]

Summer is hot.

 

[Lao]

Summer is wet.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

the ashes are ours

 

[Number_25]

A Footballer specailises in Football related context.

 

[TX Bill]

Water is wet.

Ice is cold.

Liverpool FC sucks.

 

[heatmeiser]

Boobies are great.

 

[bluebloodinmyveins]

A is for Apple.

 

[TX Bill]

Y is for Yak

 

[Dylan]

Boobies are great.

This ^^^

You poop.

 

[Number_25]

Eating Onions causes Onion Breath.

 

[FC Brugge]

Eating onions can result in smelling like I've died inside.

Moths live surprisingly long in captivity.

 

[little curly alan ball]

Summer ISN'T hot , and IS wet , if you live in Liverpool 5 , Everton , for the unititiated , as I do .
Oh , and we DID win the Ashes !!!!

Boobies are boss . It is true .

 

[Gazdalf]

If you sit at home all day watching porn and cheesy wotsits, do not go to the doctor about an orange rash on your manhood.

 

[Rugby Toffee]

Dust is light on dark surfaces & dark on light ones.

 

[Whitebootman]

Nostalgia ain't what it used to be.

History is a thing of the past.