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YoboCopter
Player Valuation: £50m
Ban
Alanbileysfeathercut
Player Valuation: £80m
Just like that...
i don’t get why your allowed to do these
Bob Elstone
Player Valuation: £35m
Urgh. The elephant man
Repent.
Accept him as our saviour for a few weeks.
Then turn on him.
Rinse and repeat.
Accept him as our saviour for a few weeks.
Then turn on him.
Rinse and repeat.
PulpBiggles
Player Valuation: £100k
‘sake
Face like a half eaten cheese pasty.
Toffeeslam
Player Valuation: £35m
You been laying loads of bets there lad ?
Runub
Player Valuation: £60m
Whoever put that list together either has a sense of humour or hates us
Victus
Player Valuation: £35m
He has permanent face that looks like he's just the smelt the most nastiest fart on his way home on a packed bus.
More that he's permanently following through on a fart
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