Stupid Song Lyrics

heatmeiser · April 17, 2008

Just heard Busted on the radio with their 'classic' Year 3000.

Spot the deliberate mistake...

"We've been to the year 3000, not much has changed but we live underwater."

I'm sorry? Not much has changed.....but we've all got gills and live under the ocean?

Oh right, that's fine then......

Give me more appalling lyrics, I enjoy them.

Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian · April 17, 2008

"everybody needs a busom for a pillow" - cornershop, brimfull of asha
fantastic and never a truer word sang, i take it that busom consists of 2 heaving great breasts with a cleavage that looks like it's been cut over centuries by a glacier, so you can use it like one of those travel pillows, i personally sleep on my front so ican jam my nose in there like i'm snuffling for truffles in the dark recesses of the overhang.

heatmeiser · April 17, 2008

Ahhh boobs.

There's also the classic Shakira,

"Lucky that my breasts are small and humble, so you don't confuse them with mountains...."

Indeed.

heatmeiser · April 17, 2008

And another from that 80's milf Sade.

"Coast to coast

L.A. to Chicago"

Hmmmmm..... hang on??!!!

heatmeiser · April 17, 2008

I'm on a roll.

Toto - with their wedding night classic Africa.

"I know that I must do what's right,
Sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti."

Ohhhh genius!

jon_efc · April 17, 2008

iv been listening loads to jacko recently (LEGGGGEND)

and on one of his songs, (Wanna be starting something) every time it was on i was like... what the hell is he saying.... it sounds like YOUR A VEGETABLE !!!!

and so i got his lyrics... here ya go !!

I Said You Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'
You Got To Be Startin' Somethin'
I Said You Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'
You Got To Be Startin' Somethin'
It's Too High To Get Over (Yeah, Yeah)
Too Low To Get Under (Yeah, Yeah)
You're Stuck In The Middle (Yeah, Yeah)
And The Pain Is Thunder (Yeah, Yeah)
It's Too High To Get Over (Yeah, Yeah)
Too Low To Get Under (Yeah, Yeah)
You're Stuck In The Middle (Yeah, Yeah)
And The Pain Is Thunder (Yeah, Yeah)
You're A Vegetable, You're A Vegetable
Still They Hate You, You're A Vegetable
You're Just A Buffet, You're A Vegetable
They Eat Off Of You, You're A Vegetable