Swine Flu

[Bundy]

Anyone had it yet or know anyone who's had it?

 

[Goat]

No, but im getting a bit scared about it all now.

 

[linglong]

My lads school has had 7 kids and one teacher go down with it,me and the wfie are keeping an eye on them for the first sniffle,when it comes the pair of them are out in the garden in a tent

 

[BigBlueConk]

I have been laid low the last few days with a bad virus. Have to stay off work, unpaid. Not good. Havent been able to get out of bed, hardly speak and full of snot.

Everybody convinced its a strain of swine flu. Except me. I've had nastier dinners.
If it does turn out to be swine flu I will let you know.

Meanwhile, imagine the excitement I felt today when I found out the misses has put my best suit through the washing machine, despite the massive labels stating dry clean only.

Totally ruined, £300 down the drain and no way of replacing it. Thanks love.

 

[little curly alan ball]

Anyone had it yet or know anyone who's had it?

Micah Richards .

 

[Yard Dog]

Ron Weasley

 

[McBain]

A few of my team mates, people at work etc.

My coach the idiot has it and he's sucking on a shared drink bottle.

Its everywhere but I aint got it.

 

[Whitebootman]

Ron Weasley

That wasn't swine flu it was hog warts.



Sorry, I'll get my coat.

 

[brado_efc]

One of my old mates has it, know him for a while now, Micah Richards

 

[Rugby Toffee]

lad at work has it....not allowed back for 2 weeks. 17 deaths now in the UK.

 

[supersonic]

Someone in work had it, apparently had an injection

I was adamant I had it when I came back from Glastonbury, all my tonsils we're torn etc

 

[kopites r gobshites]

2 cases in r work and possibly another one not ******* right ive heard were in for an epedemic in the winter i know its bad now like.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

2 cases in r work and possibly another one not ******* right ive heard were in for an epedemic in the winter i know its bad now like.

Do you speak without any kind of pause for breath ?
Or with out profanity as well for that matter ?

 

[Bluelass]

Do you speak without any kind of pause for breath ?
Or with out profanity as well for that matter ?

I can't even read it without getting breathless.

Swine flu - my mate in work, his dad has it.

 

[Bundy]

Do you speak without any kind of pause for breath ?
Or with out profanity as well for that matter ?

LOL ..