Texts

[chicoazul]

Super little things helping get lady love for the past decade. You've all done it.

Not so good post session on the weekend. My thumb says naughty things to the fairer sex in my phonebook.


What was your most recent text you recieved?

When will you be online, Ive just found your message on google, wasnt on the PC was eating my dinner (and a smilie)"

Boring I know, but one of you is bound to have a pearler. Straight up men.

 

[heatmeiser]

Charlie Brooker wrote the funniest text ever "ME GO WEE PLOPS".

My last text simply says "Rum?"

 

[Gazdalf]

Currently texting the newly single woman that lives next door.

Had a bit of fun last night, and may have to capitalise tonight. She likes the idea of using me as a spite shag to piss her ex off. Who am I to argue?

 

[GrandOldTeam]

"Catherine Jenkins on itv"

 

[a2b chris]

R u ever coming to bed?


(from gazs neighbour i think)

 

[Goat]

"I be on later am at haloween farm thing aint got work."

 

[TX Tiburon]

So far, I have avoided texting up till now. However, oddly enough.... I have setup a Twitter account so that I can tweet my daughter directly to her phone. Last tweet... "do you have much homework tonight".

 

[Hayee]

Start walking to mine, i'll start walking to yours, we can **** in the middle

 

[bluebastardo]

NO!!!

I'm a mean dad.

 

[Rugby Toffee]

"Good morning sexy, i'm wearing a black g string"

That was the text not me expressing my secret fetishes

 

[Neiler]

Remember when you actually had to ring a girl pretty often like!

Love technology me!

 

[Whitebootman]

idkh2txtm8

 

[Cahill's Metatarsal]

"Lol i bet shows you online with e buddy now" - A reply after I told someone my internet was annoying the **** out of me by working for 5 seconds then failing for 30 in a continous loop

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

"tell them sav will be here in jan, it will stop the natives getting restless"
toodles.

bill x