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That cat Van Damme

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McBain

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There was a time when he was cool. Now, sure he's just a womanising straight to video hack. Always a shocking actor with a minimalist grip on English, but damn he could break an offending bone with gusto, or avenge the [Poor language removed] out of something.

Whats your fave Van Damme flick?

Me: Nowhere to Run. Good flick all round, and introduced a host of teens to Rosanna Arquettes top norks.
 
MikelsGoat said:
Hard Target.
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This.


Notable mentions though - Cyborg, Universal Soldier, Timecop, Kickboxer.

If you want to get a different opinion of the Van Dammage go check out JCVD. The front cover makes it out to be some shitty straight to video action film, but its not, its a serious acting film and semi-autobiographical (court case over seeing his daughter, drug addiction etc etc). There's a scene in it that makes him look like Robert De Niro he's that good in it. Made a lot of buzz in the Cannes Film Festial. Its a really good film, brings a tear to the eye.

But if you expect Double Team 2 though, you'll be cheesed off.
 

breakdance (look at 3min 45, the guy in the world of sport saturday afternoon tagteam challenge outfit, he does some rubbish dancin before then in the background)

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xga-W7-2os&NR=1&feature=fvwp[/media]

i take it this is from the 'before he was cool' category.

sis in law was in some aerobics class with him when he was filming some kickin' butt movie up in surfers, said he was a tosser.

just to show that the film did have some good bits, here's one of my fav. bits

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVrWDPi12zE&feature=related[/media]

btw, is that bubs off 'the wire' at the start of that scene ?
 
Reidy I cant believe I just waited 3mins and 45seconds to see Van Damme for 2 seconds.

Not karateying anyone, doing the splits or even a cheesy one liner.

And I just saw my years quota of spandex.
 

McBain said:
Reidy I cant believe I just waited 3mins and 45seconds to see Van Damme for 2 seconds.

Not karateying anyone, doing the splits or even a cheesy one liner.

And I just saw my years quota of spandex.
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i gave you the time to watch from, it would've been a cheese overload if he'd spoken.

chico, if you ever grow a 'tache mate then you have to get the earring as well cos i is seeing you here, obviously he has bigger guns like, but you have the coral necklaces, for those who haven't met chico, it's like b.a. baracus in coral form

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXuNa_h804c&NR=1[/media]
 
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Vim Fuego said:
Seagal, haha.

Such a tit of an actor.

Tries to be all moody and mysterious and fails miserably
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He ****s people up. That's all you need.
Seagal + Pool Hall + Pool ball in cloth + goons to get smashed up + pool cue = Out For Justice ie CLASS
"That piece of [Poor language removed] Screwface? I want him. I know you're a puke and a scumbag but if you tell me what I want, I'll be a really nice guy. If you dont, Im gonna **** you up"

Suuuuu-perb LOL
 

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