The 2014 crappy celeb xmas panto thread

[Moomin]

I would like to thank @Cowboy for reminding me its that time of year again people, the link for last years to remind you of that jarg fest.

http://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/the-crappy-celeb-xmas-panto-thread.62083/

Just to remind you of how bad it was, last years runner up of Jargest panto was starring Andy Scott Lee

The winner was this lovely number which included an X factor reject, some tit from the Tv holiday and cruise channel and some Welsh bint who managed to count to 10.

I will use my judging skillz to decide the top five contenders and let you the public vote for the winner of the prestigous " Jargest panto " 2014 award.

Also, we will have a new award the " He's behind you " sponsored by operation Yewtree.

 

[Moomin]

X factor reject - Check

Britain got talent reject - check

Aussie soap star - check

Annoying Pop star from the 90's - check

Dunstable offering this year.

 

[bluemangroup]

Plymouth.

 

[Moomin]

Windsor, with Windsor favourites Kevin Cruise and Steven Blakely

 

[Whitebootman]

Plymouth.

Chico?

 

[Moomin]

***** YEWTREE KLAXON **********

Glasgow

 

[Moomin]

Chico?

Yes, that's why he has been late with his previews recently.

 

[Moomin]

Birmingham is pulling out all the stops this year with this all star cast. We can all feel releived that Gary Wilmot is still alive and well.

 

[Walken]

another panto thread? someones feeling threatened

 

[Moomin]

Bradford

 

[bluemangroup]

*Deafening Yewtree Klaxon for Russell Grant at Aylesbury*

 

[Moomin]

A poster for all men to bust one off to.

Retro tug for Linda. A tug thinking about the things Lee Mead done to Van-Outen and also one for the Welsh Rugby star.

Cardiff

 

[Moomin]

Get bummed by Brendan or Lisa Riley on top crushing your rib cage??

Brendan for me

 

[Moomin]

Darlington with a classic this year.

 

[Moomin]

Hastings