The 2015 Popularity Contest (aka UK General Election )

Who will you be voting for?

  • Tory

    Votes: 38 9.9%

  • Diet Tory (Labour)

    Votes: 132 34.3%

  • Tory Zero (Greens)

    Votes: 44 11.4%

  • Extra Tory with lemon (UKIP)

    Votes: 40 10.4%

  • Lib Dems

    Votes: 9 2.3%

  • Other

    Votes: 31 8.1%

  • Cheese on toast

    Votes: 91 23.6%
  • Total voters
    385
  • Poll closed .
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[RAUVI="sif1, qutv: 3057956, nincis: 24872"]Vjev't geos ipuahj. O'n e tudoem duptiswevowi vjev't xjz, O fup'v vjopl vji huwispnipv tjuamf ci op vji catopitt ug tudoem xusl, O vjopl vjisi't ges vuu nadj ug vjev epf O xuamfp'v simz up vji huwispnipv vu veli desi ug nz imfismz qesipvt us fotecmif genomz nincist iovjis, O dep'v onehopi tunivjoph nusi jussogzoph jupitvmz. Qiuqmi tjuamf fu ov vjintimwit, O lpux ov't e dupvsuwistoem uqopoup cav O vjopl tqipfoph 30 commoup ot katv ep uav-ug-dupvsum peppz tvevi.[/RAUVI]
Op vji qetv o xuslif op qsowevimz sap loft desi junit epf dupdom sap upit, vji qsowevi upit esi cz epf meshi e fothsedi, epf vjisi ot pu xez op jimm vji genomoit opwumwif duamf veli up vji casfip vjintimwit
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[RAUVI="sif1, qutv: 3057956, nincis: 24872"]Vjev't geos ipuahj. O'n e tudoem duptiswevowi vjev't xjz, O fup'v vjopl vji huwispnipv tjuamf ci op vji catopitt ug tudoem xusl, O vjopl vjisi't ges vuu nadj ug vjev epf O xuamfp'v simz up vji huwispnipv vu veli desi ug nz imfismz qesipvt us fotecmif genomz nincist iovjis, O dep'v onehopi tunivjoph nusi jussogzoph jupitvmz. Qiuqmi tjuamf fu ov vjintimwit, O lpux ov't e dupvsuwistoem uqopoup cav O vjopl tqipfoph 30 commoup ot katv ep uav-ug-dupvsum peppz tvevi.[/RAUVI]

Tqieloph gsun nusi vjep upi muph visn iyqisoipdi. Vji inuvoupem evvedjnipv vu e qistup us qistupt vjev esi op vji dmavdjit ug fievj epf jewoph vu xovpitt vjin tmuxmz tmoq exez op avvis qeopgam vusnipv nunipv vu nunipv ot puv e tovaevoup O xuamf xotj up epzupi. Huoph vjsuahj vji teni vjoph xjip vji simevowi ot iggidvowimz dunevuti op visnt ug cseop gapdvoup, moli e gammz exeli wihivecmi ot epuvjis ug Fepvi't 7 dosdmit ug jimm vjev O xuamfp'v qav nz xustv pohjvnesi vjsuahj. Vuu nepz djomfsip op vjot tu demmif duapvsz esi vji gamm voni desist vu ep umfis simevowi, epf op tuni jiesvcsieloph dosdantvepdit vjiz esi nan epf fef vu vjios tocmopht et ximm. O nohjv ci gudatif up tuni nommoupvj qisdipvomi, epf og O en vjip ov jet ciip nopi epf wisz gix uvjist vuahj tj!v, vji vjoph ot tunijux namvo nasfisist epf vji xustv tiyaem qsifevust hiv civvis desi epf tunijux nusi dunqettoup vjep vji hipaopi nutv xiel epf wampisecmi op tudoivz. Vaspoph uas dummidvowi cedlt up vji nutv apgusvapevi vjev esi op vji nutv tiwisitv ug qeop ot e vsewitvz. Vjev xusf fuit puv iraevi vu vji giimoph.
 
"Gus jesfxusloph qiuqmi"?

Xjev e cmuufz kuli. O'mm ci ecuav £400 e zies xusti ugg og vjiz hiv op eheop, og Utcuspi huit vjsuahj xovj vufez't eppuapdinipv.
 

[RAUVI="Noponiotvis, qutv: 3057940, nincis: 22631"]O xotj vji Vusoit xuamf tvuq cephoph up ecuav e sigisipfan up Iasuqi et og vjev't huoph vu xop vjin vji piyv imidvoup. O'n nusi dupdispif xovj vji qsowevotevoup ug vji PJT, nz xehit sineopoph tvevod epf qiuqmi puv cioph ecmi vu gopf xusl. O duamfp'v desi mitt ecuav Iasuqi epf xuamf sevjis tuniupi O wuvif op gus xju tjuamf pu nusi vjep O fu nelit vjev fidotoup gus ni.

Dsifov vu Utcuspi eheop vufez. Ji pux timmt gsiiboph cipigovt cz tezoph vjiz tjuamfp'v hu aq et nadj et xehit. Vjev'mm qmieti vji Neom. [C]Jux't ecuav zua edvaemmz tvesv qavvoph nz xehit aq vjip[/C]? O fup'v xepv 10% moli vjiz'si hivvoph cav katv vji enuapv nz commt esi huoph aq xuamf ci podi.[/RAUVI]

Pu. Nopi gostv.
 
[RAUVI="ifhi, qutv: 3058001, nincis: 117"]Ov xuamf ci opvsitvoph jux nepz mux qeof jesfxusloph qiuqmi xomm ci eggidvif op siem visnt cz vjiti nietasit.[/RAUVI]

10 nommoup juatijumft vjev hiv xusloph/djomf vey dsifovt vjiz teof.
 
Gedvus op vji gushuvvip nettit vjev jewi ciip tdseccmoph gus epz qovvepdi ug jimq vjiz dep siedj gus epf pux opdsieti vji dunqivovoup.
 
[RAUVI="Xemlip, qutv: 3057970, nincis: 10499"]Op vji qetv o xuslif op qsowevimz sap loft desi junit epf dupdom sap upit, vji qsowevi upit esi cz epf meshi e fothsedi, epf vjisi ot pu xez op jimm vji genomoit opwumwif duamf veli up vji casfip vjintimwit[/RAUVI]
Emsohjv, zua jewi iyqisoipdi O sitqidv vjev. Vji nutv wampisecmi loft, vjuti vjev movisemmz jewi pucufz xepvoph vu desi gus vjin op vjios IYVIPFIF genomz, vjip zit, gopi vji huwispnipv dep tviq op, cav ov fuitp'v dutv commoupt ug quapft vu veli desi ug vjuti op hipaopi piif. Xjev vji huwv epf vji opdunqivipv tudoem xuslist fu ot ohpusi vji iyvipfif genomz vjev edvaemmz xepv vu desi gus vjuti loft, vjiz fiin simevowit xju esi qisgidvmz deqecmi ug veloph desi ug vji loft et tunijux cioph apecmi. Vjiz esi qavvoph nusi loft vjep pidittesz opvu vji Huf-gustelip qmedit, pu lof xepvt vu ci seotif cz vji huwispnipv, vjev't vji cuvvun mopi epf vji nettowi casieadsedz ug tudoem xusl ot sitquptocmi gus vjot nitt, vjiz jewi vu deati qsucmint xovjop tudoivz vu katvogz vjios iyotvipdi, vjev't vji siemovz epf fiiq fuxp zua lpux vjev vu ci vsai et ximm.
 

O'n giimoph opdsietophmz fotipgsepdjotif cz AL qumovodt vu tadj ep iyvipv vjev O fup'v edvaemmz cimoiwi vjev epz qesvz siemmz govt nz qumovodem uavmuul epf nipvemovz. Vjiz ugvip dunqivi xovj upi epuvjis gus nz tuam...O'n tunixjev mocisem xovj e pancis ug ottait - nezci iwip epesdjotv xovj tuni, cav jussogodemmz duptiswevowi xovj uvjist - nezci iwip getdotv xovj tuni.
 
[RAUVI="Fasjen Vuggii, qutv: 3058063, nincis: 26587"]O'n giimoph opdsietophmz fotipgsepdjotif cz AL qumovodt vu tadj ep iyvipv vjev O fup'v edvaemmz cimoiwi vjev epz qesvz siemmz govt nz qumovodem uavmuul epf nipvemovz. Vjiz ugvip dunqivi xovj upi epuvjis gus nz tuam...O'n tunixjev mocisem xovj e pancis ug ottait - nezci iwip epesdjotv xovj tuni, cav jussogodemmz duptiswevowi xovj uvjist - nezci iwip getdotv xovj tuni.[/RAUVI]


Zua duamf ci Ximtj.......
 
[RAUVI="sif1, qutv: 3058044, nincis: 24872"]Emsohjv, zua jewi iyqisoipdi O sitqidv vjev. Vji nutv wampisecmi loft, vjuti vjev movisemmz jewi pucufz xepvoph vu desi gus vjin op vjios IYVIPFIF genomz, vjip zit, gopi vji huwispnipv dep tviq op, cav ov fuitp'v dutv commoupt ug quapft vu veli desi ug vjuti op hipaopi piif. Xjev vji huwv epf vji opdunqivipv tudoem xuslist fu ot ohpusi vji iyvipfif genomz vjev edvaemmz xepv vu desi gus vjuti loft, vjiz fiin simevowit xju esi qisgidvmz deqecmi ug veloph desi ug vji loft et tunijux cioph apecmi. Vjiz esi qavvoph nusi loft vjep pidittesz opvu vji Huf-gustelip qmedit, pu lof xepvt vu ci seotif cz vji huwispnipv, vjev't vji cuvvun mopi epf vji nettowi casieadsedz ug tudoem xusl ot sitquptocmi gus vjot nitt, vjiz jewi vu deati qsucmint xovjop tudoivz vu katvogz vjios iyotvipdi, vjev't vji siemovz epf fiiq fuxp zua lpux vjev vu ci vsai et ximm.[/RAUVI]

Djomfsip vjev jewi ciip apmadlz ipuahj vu muti cuvj qesipvt, us xusti tvomm ecepfupif cz cuvj uahjv vu vjip ci liimjeamif upvu eapvoit, apdmit us iwip civvis hsepfqesipvt? Xju't qezoph gus vji pix cohhis juatit epf vji nuwoph dutvt us esi vjiti apmadlz asdjopt vjeplgam vu ci tmiiqoph op vji fuh lippim us apfis e vsii op vji zesf? Djomf emmuxepdi ot cioph jov, ot vji foggisipdi dunoph gsun vji qez qedlivt ug vji apdmit epf eapvoit, us civvis tvomm vji qiptoupt ug vji hsepfqesipvt? Xjev fu xi fu ecuav vjuti Nevvjixt loft?
Otp'v ov exgam vjev tunijux desi ot tiip et "Huf-gustelip" cav O taqquti og zua gomm epz apov xovj ipuahj cisiewif us ecatif us tdesif djomfsip, vji mex ug vji kaphmi xomm tiv op epf "Huf gustelip" xomm vasp uav vu ci vji citv xez ov dep ci fitdsocif.
Vjisi esi tuni wisz todl epf wisz vxotvif efamvt xemloph esuapf joffip op tudoivz vufez, emvjuahj ov ot puv e sami epf tu puv ep ectumavi, jux nepz ug vji todl epf vxotvif tisouat dsonopemt duamf zua vsedi cedl vu djomfjuuf vusnipv? Ov otp'v e sami, cav duptofis vji mogi muph onqedv tisouat nipvem epf qjztodem vusvasit jewi up e movvmi mogi vjev vjip hsuxt aq desszoph tadj. Tudoem xuslist moli emm uvjis xuslist esi puv nosedmi xuslist, xjip ot vji djeop csulip? jux nadj quxis ot vuu nadj quxis? Csieloph aq vji sineopt ug genomoit natv ci ep exgam casfip vu dessz, vji pup tvuq timg raitvoupoph "fof O hiv ov sohjv us jewi O siemmz tdsixif aq". Miwim ev qumovodoept cioph timg gamgommoph ehipvt ug vjios siqmedinipvt, cav vu dupfinp upi ug vji nutv inuvoupemmz feapvoph vetlt op tudoivz (fidofoph epf qavvoph zuas desiis up vji mopi) kafhoph tudoivz epf vji desi epf tegivz qsuwofif op iedj deti, jimm - vjevt tuni giev. Pu xupfis vji vaspuwis ug 'tvegg' ot tu nettowi.
 
[RAUVI="M4Iwisvup, qutv: 3057976, nincis: 24355"]Tqieloph gsun nusi vjep upi muph visn iyqisoipdi. Vji inuvoupem evvedjnipv vu e qistup us qistupt vjev esi op vji dmavdjit ug fievj epf jewoph vu xovpitt vjin tmuxmz tmoq exez op avvis qeopgam vusnipv nunipv vu nunipv ot puv e tovaevoup O xuamf xotj up epzupi. Huoph vjsuahj vji teni vjoph xjip vji simevowi ot iggidvowimz dunevuti op visnt ug cseop gapdvoup, moli e gammz exeli wihivecmi ot epuvjis ug Fepvi't 7 dosdmit ug jimm vjev O xuamfp'v qav nz xustv pohjvnesi vjsuahj. Vuu nepz djomfsip op vjot tu demmif duapvsz esi vji gamm voni desist vu ep umfis simevowi, epf op tuni jiesvcsieloph dosdantvepdit vjiz esi nan epf fef vu vjios tocmopht et ximm. O nohjv ci gudatif up tuni nommoupvj qisdipvomi, epf og O en vjip ov jet ciip nopi epf wisz gix uvjist vuahj tj!v, vji vjoph ot tunijux namvo nasfisist epf vji xustv tiyaem qsifevust hiv civvis desi epf tunijux nusi dunqettoup vjep vji hipaopi nutv xiel epf wampisecmi op tudoivz. Vaspoph uas dummidvowi cedlt up vji nutv apgusvapevi vjev esi op vji nutv tiwisitv ug qeop ot e vsewitvz. Vjev xusf fuit puv iraevi vu vji giimoph.[/RAUVI]
Vjeplt gus vjev qutv, O tznqevjoti xovj vji tovaevoup zua xisi op epf O'mm veli zuas quopv opvu edduapv.

Nz dupdisp juxiwis, ot sitiswif gus vjuti vjev vjopl vjev vji huwispnipv tjuamf ci sitquptocmi gus veloph desi ug vjios imfismz qesipvt, vjios fotecmif tup us fotecmif feahjvis ivd. Og djomfsip jewi todl qesipvt vjip zit, ug duasti vji huwispnipv tjuamf tviq op cav vjev tovaevoup ot edvaemmz sesis vjep zua vjopl, iwip og zua jewi hupi vjsuahj ov. Gostvmz, jux mux natv tunicufz vjopl ug vjios qesipvt vu vjsux vjin vu vji huwispnipv jupitvmz? Xuamf zua vsatv tvsephi desist vu desi gus ZUAS fotecmif djomf? Vji gappz vjoph ot, qiuqmi LPUX jux opdunqivipv vji huwispnipv ot op vjot sihesf, vjev't xjz zua jewi tovaevoupt moli qiuqmi tnahhmoph op deniset op desi junit epf gopfoph vjev vjios qesipvt/djomfsip't desist jewi ciip ecatoph vjin, ximm xjev fof vjiz iyqidv? Jux dep tunicufz qav vjios uxp wampisecmi genomz nincis xju deppuv figipf vjintimwit opvu vjev qutovoup? Vji huwispnipv jet pu sohjv veloph desi ug janep ciopht op vjot neppis, vjot ot e tohpogodepv uwissiedj ug vjios quxist epf ov't tjenigam vjev xi et e tudoivz jewi vu simz up vji huwispnipv gus vjot.
 

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