The best old saying

[bobbyrob]

Mine
in and out like a fiddlers elbow

 

[Clarky66]

When I'm bombed out on the couch and the wife has friends round, she always tells them to ignore me because I'm . .. .
" Three sheets to the wind " b)

 

[a2b chris]

Just going for a red and white!

 

[steevie]

"Dont pull faces, if the wind blows you will stick like that".

 

[SLAVEN BILIC]

referring to a 'naughty' girl..... it's like throwing a sausage down an alley.

 

[bluebloodinmyveins]

Its not the size of the boat, its the motion in the ocean Invented and used by men with small ****s everywhere

 

[daza_1973]

History is written by winners - (not the likes of newcastle)

 

[daza_1973]

If you want to win the premiership - dont hire a waiter! (and a fat one at that)

Re: The Shi*e - you can't polish a turd !!!

 

[Robert Jarvis]

Four Candles.

 

[SLAVEN BILIC]

it's not the quality of your pencil it's how you write your name.

 

[daza_1973]

A rolling stone gathers no moss - (see Sam allardyce )​

He who laughs last laughs loudest - (see the majority of football fans when blackburn go down in may)​

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

well i'll go t'foot of our stairs / well i'll got to our house /well fook me backwards. all the same meaning.

more tea vicar.

something for the weekend sir.

he likes a slice of navy cake he does.

 

[Seamus Colemole]

One up the bum no harm done.

Its a classic.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

well you know what thought did

 

[DENNIS STEVENS]

my personal philosophy for life : as one door closes, another shuts.