The Best Quotes From Everton Players/Staff

[Shibbywiggles]

Firstly, it's important that anyone who isn't sad enough to trawl through 140 odd pages of (mostly) rubbish sees this quote from our new signing-

"Niasse is strong, Niasse is tall. If nothing's going right, give Niasse the ball and he won't let you down. What other forwards can do, Niasse can do better. Other forwards in Russia have to work hard to become as good as me"

Ace.

I can't remember a better quote from anyone at the club. Notably I remember Moyes' 'people's club' as that was a pretty big deal at the time as we thought he 'got us' and of course everyone knows 'once Everton has touched you...' but there must be some more ace ones out there. Especially from our glory days...

 

[ToffeeDan]

Ni Ass is on Fire.

 

[toffee matt]

I'll get you in the Champions League - R Martinez 2013

 

[bitter-no-better]

kopites are gob you know what's! oh sugar. wrong thread.

 

[Exeter Gently]

Firstly, it's important that anyone who isn't sad enough to trawl through 140 odd pages of (mostly) rubbish sees this quote from our new signing-

"Niasse is strong, Niasse is tall. If nothing's going right, give Niasse the ball and he won't let you down. What other forwards can do, Niasse can do better. Other forwards in Russia have to work hard to become as good as me"

Ace.

I can't remember a better quote from anyone at the club. Notably I remember Moyes' 'people's club' as that was a pretty big deal at the time as we thought he 'got us' and of course everyone knows 'once Everton has touched you...' but there must be some more ace ones out there. Especially from our glory days...

well who said this then?

 

[daz4matty]

I'll get you in the Champions League - R Martinez 2013

I think he said championship to be fair mate

 

[bitter-no-better]

well who said this then?

the clue is the last word of the quote.

 

[Shibbywiggles]

well who said this then?

Niasse did. He likes to talk about himself in third person.

 

[Bungle]

well who said this then?

I think Niasse refers to himself in the third person quite a lot, sure that's what I read yesterday anyway.

It's normally the sign of a monumental bellend but given he's in an Everton shirt Bungle is going to let him off.

 

[Shibbywiggles]

I think Niasse refers to himself in the third person quite a lot, sure that's what I read yesterday anyway.

It's normally the sign of a monumental bellend but given he's in an Everton shirt Bungle is going to let him off.

ShibbyWiggles will also let him off.

 

[deipnosophist]

Sharpies quote about his lap dancing Panda was a good 'un.

 

[Dario Terracotta]

Any excuse

 

[oldblue]

Remember Sheeds saying something about always celebrating by putting one finger up, but it was just natural to use two in front of Kop

 

[sageyefc]

I think Niasse refers to himself in the third person quite a lot, sure that's what I read yesterday anyway.

It's normally the sign of a monumental bellend but given he's in an Everton shirt Bungle is going to let him off.

Sometimes the African lads speak like that, just a bit of bad grammar

 

[Eggs]

kopites are gob you know what's! oh sugar. wrong thread.

....was at a presentation evening when Dr France came on stage opened a piece of paper with his speech on and simply uttered that phrase. He then folded the paper put it back in his pocket and walked off.