The Confessional Booth

[chicoazul]

Come in, take a seat.

Only here can you repent.


I'll start: I killed Trevor, the family pet hamster some years back by accident and blamed it on my best mate.

 

[SuitsBlue]

how did you kill it? and what did you do with its body?

in fact, dont answer.

 

[chicoazul]

Ive just seen the post about the gallows so I retract this statement.

It was an accident though, I still feel bad to this day.

 

[monty]

As a kid I used to take the banana off the trifle and blame my sister, mum believed I didn't like banana. The same sister used to get the blame for me putting holes in cans of fruit and drinking the juice but I'm pleased to say I'm no Freddie Starr, hamster killer

 

[chicoazul]

I didnt eat Trevor.

 

[monty]

CHICO, THE GREGGS PASTIE LOVER, ALSO KILLS HAMSTERS, HANG CHICO

 

[SuitsBlue]

lemmiwinks.

your goose is cooked mister.

 

[chicoazul]

I feel Ive been labelled unfairly.

ANYTHING BUT THE GREGGS, ANYTHING you bad smearer.

 

[monty]

I feel Ive been labelled unfairly.

ANYTHING BUT THE GREGGS, ANYTHING you bad smearer.

You sir are a unmitigated swine

CHICO, THE GREGGS PASTIE LOVER, ALSO KILLS HAMSTERS, HANG CHICO

 

[SuitsBlue]

Death Camp of Tolerance


episode.

thats you that is.

 

[chicoazul]

I was seeking to repent here. Wheres good ol Christian values on here?

 

[SuitsBlue]

you setup the confessional.

who do you think you are? HB?

 

[monty]

I was seeking to repent here. Wheres good ol Christian values on here?

What good Christian values did you show to that poor creature you swine, its a wonder you didn't eat it with brown sauce, murderous swine

 

[chicoazul]

I didnt realise there was a kangeroo court in attendance.

 

[coyney]

I always got blamed if any food went missing at work they would search my locker ,but never found any thing because IT was not me we had a butty snatcher and being rotund suspect number one,any how fed up getting accused for nothing my mate placed his bacon roll down and went to the tea machine so I thought if it goes Ill get the blame so I scoffed it ,any how Pete comes back and goes ballistic stating at least it clears Coyney hes too good a mate to take mine ,oops never did tell him but was that guilty took him to the welly pub in edge lane and bought him a pint and a pie