The Confessional Booth

chicoazul · March 15, 2008

Come in, take a seat.

Only here can you repent.

I'll start: I killed Trevor, the family pet hamster some years back by accident and blamed it on my best mate.

SuitsBlue · March 15, 2008

how did you kill it? and what did you do with its body?

in fact, dont answer.

chicoazul · March 15, 2008

Ive just seen the post about the gallows so I retract this statement.

It was an accident though, I still feel bad to this day.

monty · March 15, 2008

As a kid I used to take the banana off the trifle and blame my sister, mum believed I didn't like banana. The same sister used to get the blame for me putting holes in cans of fruit and drinking the juice but I'm pleased to say I'm no Freddie Starr, hamster killer (n)

chicoazul · March 15, 2008

I didnt eat Trevor.

monty · March 15, 2008

CHICO, THE GREGGS PASTIE LOVER, ALSO KILLS HAMSTERS, HANG CHICO

SuitsBlue · March 15, 2008

lemmiwinks.

your goose is cooked mister.

chicoazul · March 15, 2008

I feel Ive been labelled unfairly.

ANYTHING BUT THE GREGGS, ANYTHING you bad smearer.

monty · March 15, 2008

chicoazul said:
I feel Ive been labelled unfairly.

ANYTHING BUT THE GREGGS, ANYTHING you bad smearer.

You sir are a unmitigated swine

CHICO, THE GREGGS PASTIE LOVER, ALSO KILLS HAMSTERS, HANG CHICO

SuitsBlue · March 15, 2008

Death Camp of Tolerance

episode.

thats you that is.

chicoazul · March 15, 2008

I was seeking to repent here. Wheres good ol Christian values on here?

SuitsBlue · March 15, 2008

you setup the confessional.

who do you think you are? HB?

monty · March 15, 2008

chicoazul said:
I was seeking to repent here. Wheres good ol Christian values on here?

What good Christian values did you show to that poor creature you swine, its a wonder you didn't eat it with brown sauce, murderous swine

chicoazul · March 15, 2008

I didnt realise there was a kangeroo court in attendance.

coyney · March 15, 2008

I always got blamed if any food went missing at work they would search my locker ,but never found any thing because IT was not me we had a butty snatcher and being rotund suspect number one,any how fed up getting accused for nothing my mate placed his bacon roll down and went to the tea machine so I thought if it goes Ill get the blame so I scoffed it ,any how Pete comes back and goes ballistic stating at least it clears Coyney hes too good a mate to take mine ,oops never did tell him but was that guilty took him to the welly pub in edge lane and bought him a pint and a pie (y)