Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian
The Unobstructed View
so you've gone out and bought a nice expensive coat/shirt/t-shirt etc etc everyone comments at how smart it is, and more importantly it does its job.
then it goes through the following 3 stages.
lids
kids
mothers of little kids
first the label gets hijacked by the lids on the street corners with their hands down their kecks.
then it's seen on every schoolkid in the region.
then finally at the primary school gate it is plastered all over the hun brigade with their ugg boots and hair extensions.
the death of the label in 3 easy defined steps. of course along the way, countless snides will be touted around which are all "genuine, a container got robbed. no deffo not fake" then your nice garment will stay in the wardrobe unless you can get a '70's style "Everton rule o.k." patch to cover up the embarrassing moniker on your chest/shoulder.
the school gate is now awash with "the north face" jackets, uggs, leggings(size10 should be the maximum size allowed and anything bigger punishable by law), nail jobs, extensions. every 'mar at the gate has the same label visible. the brand is now dead.
The North Face
r.i.p.
then it goes through the following 3 stages.
lids
kids
mothers of little kids
first the label gets hijacked by the lids on the street corners with their hands down their kecks.
then it's seen on every schoolkid in the region.
then finally at the primary school gate it is plastered all over the hun brigade with their ugg boots and hair extensions.
the death of the label in 3 easy defined steps. of course along the way, countless snides will be touted around which are all "genuine, a container got robbed. no deffo not fake" then your nice garment will stay in the wardrobe unless you can get a '70's style "Everton rule o.k." patch to cover up the embarrassing moniker on your chest/shoulder.
the school gate is now awash with "the north face" jackets, uggs, leggings(size10 should be the maximum size allowed and anything bigger punishable by law), nail jobs, extensions. every 'mar at the gate has the same label visible. the brand is now dead.
The North Face
r.i.p.
They look cool and age into tatty but great looking footwear that hangs from your feet. They look especially good with a suit and t-shirt on. But then I always had a knack for looking pretty great 
