The Enhanced Games

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

Enhanced Games: audacious plan for sporting event without drug testing

Enhanced Games is to be staged next year with no athlete drug testing, a move Australia’s chef de mission Anna Meares says is “a joke … unfair, unsafe”

www.theguardian.com

So long as they're willing to pay for all of their own medical bills once their hearts explode from all the 'roids then have at it I say!

 

[longers]

Im all for it however i think they should make it so they can only take the drugs just before the event starts and they all have to take the same drug and get no choice in what that drug is.

100m sprint on ketamine

Javeline on meth

etc

They could make it like one of those decathlon competitions where the winner is the person who proves over multiple events that they can bosh drugs like a total champ.

 

[Brett Angell Delight]

Back in the days when juiced up Vitor Belfort was smashing everyone in UFC, I pitched a similar idea to my friend. Set up an arena on a boat in international waters or something, and just let all the unabashed juiceheads scrap each other. Keep the mainstream sport free of the horrible cheats, but provide us with some top drawer entertainment on top.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Im all for it however i think they should make it so they can only take the drugs just before the event starts and they all have to take the same drug and get no choice in what that drug is.

100m sprint on ketamine

Javeline on meth

etc

They could make it like one of those decathlon competitions where the winner is the person who proves over multiple events that they can bosh drugs like a total champ.

DMT Archery

 

[JimmyJeffers]

If there was an event for chewing off some poor random’s ear in the smoking area of a club, I’d fancy my chances as world champion.

 

[dublinbluenose]

Fencing on PCP

 

[Bungle]

 

[KaiserEFC]

Let’s not pretend Athletes are all playing fair anyway shall we?

 

[Milk]

As someone who well remembers those East German women (!) athletes with hairy armpits, I say …… what’s not to love

 

[gonetomorrow]

My money's on Team Superdrug.

 

[PKwalnuts]

@YoboCopter which event are you representing GOT?

 

[YoboCopter]

@YoboCopter which event are you representing GOT?

Sniffing a 100m line of the coco

 

[mmmmsnouts]

Russia going to walk this one

 

[verreauxi]

Peyote curling proves to be the sleeper hit of the games. Mostly because it’s just like curling but a slight bit more sweeping to avoid invoking the wolf-spirit mother.

 

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