The fate of Frank's girlfriend

[Bungle]

We heard from @BigBlueNose yesterday that he's a single man again and there has been much speculation as to how this came to be.

I think it's time to see what people think has caused this split, feel free to suggest anything not already in the poll.

I'd just like to add that I hope you find love again Frank, whether that be using your crayons to draw a lady on your hand before making love to it or slipping majestically into the hole you've carved into your memory foam mattress and creating some entirely new disturbing memories for it.

All the best.

 

[summerisle]

Missing, like Frank's apostrophe.

 

[Seathestars]

Shallow grave I reckon, despite my advice to bury them deep

 

[YoboCopter]

Jagz has robbed her

 

[ClausThomsen]

 

[Eggs]

....ah, poor Frank. The lad is clearly feeling a bit down at the moment, i’m sure he’ll find a new soul mate but perhaps he’s better not letting folk on here know when it happens.

Take care, Frank.

 

[COYBL25]

Last seen going for a “ nice walk “ in the hills with Frank and asking what the spade was for.

 

[Frang]

....ah, poor Frank. The lad is clearly feeling a bit down at the moment, i’m sure he’ll find a new soul mate but perhaps he’s better not letting folk on here know when it happens.

Take care, Frank.

I knew I should never have mentioned it.

absolute monsters..

I might be able to open up about it one day and tell you all what actually happened... its too soon at the moment

 

[Bungle]

....ah, poor Frank. The lad is clearly feeling a bit down at the moment, i’m sure he’ll find a new soul mate but perhaps he’s better not letting folk on here know when it happens.

Take care, Frank.

 

[GrumpyBlue]

Flowerbed.

RIP x

 

[Connor]

....ah, poor Frank.

Take care, Frank.

He’s not dead

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Was she HGV positive?

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

I'm sure they parted amicably when they realised they wanted different things

 

[Stav1985]

He’s swerved her so he can become a full time whore strangler, or lorry drivers as they’re more commonly known.

Godspeed Frank.

 

[Joey66]

Missing, like Frank's apostrophe.

Took advice from @COYBL25 from Woolton it was always going to end in tears - look what COYB L25 has done for me just being my interpreter lol
Back on the sick list two - big hospital appointments looming etc
Frank had no chance with his new nurse .....