The Good Abroad/Bad Abroad list:

[chicoazul]

Bored, so was thinking whats good and [Poor language removed] about being in foreign climes, holidays and all that [Poor language removed].

I'll start:

Good

Foreign tanned birds in thong bikinis
Buzzing off some meff in a LFC top with a wool accent
Sun
Some beers
Clear, warm sea. Without turds.
Foreign tanned birds in thong bikinis.

Bad

Mozzy bites
Getting the shits
£5 a minute phone calls/texts
Foreign tanned fellas in thong speedos
Foreign birds with moustaches
No SkySports News (in your room).

 

[Cal]

Good

All the fit birds in bikini's
errr its hot?
decent shops quite cheap
can get served easily/beer
swimming pool
nice warm sea
beaches

Bad

mozzy's
screaming kids
waking up early cus of them^^
when your taking a [Poor language removed] and its really sweaty and hot
betty swallocks

 

[chicoazul]

Good list.

To get away from the kids, book an adult only resort, like Hedonism. If youre bird is up for it/or blissfully unaware what goes on there.

 

[Cal]

Good list.

To get away from the kids, book an adult only resort, like Hedonism. If youre bird is up for it/or blissfully unaware what goes on there.

Well im only 16 like

But my parents went to one.

 

[Dylan]

Which is where you came from, right

 

[micknick]

The best thing about being on a hot foreign holiday with the missus is that it always feels like the right thing to do to have a few cocktails go back to the hotel and 'experiment' in the ways of the human body. Monty knows what im talking about ;-)

 

[micknick]

Best thing about going abroad? You see things like this every day:

 

[SuitsBlue]

by the looks of those jeans, someone has been experimenting with a whip.

 

[chicoazul]

Have they give you your passport back yet Mick, y'know after the 'offences'....

 

[Bruce Wayne]

About time the Rob's Girls thread was resurrected isn't it?

 

[fozzy]

wheres the front photo showing her goofy teeth and huge hairy mole on her chin????

 

[Dylan]

I want to see the front of that photo, regardless of what fozzy says.

 

[fozzy]

why just to see if she shaves down there

 

[fozzy]

or perhaps its a bloke with a huge addams apple and big nose?? and i wont mention the bulge!!

 

[chicoazul]

Come clean Mick, its a picture of you in Benidorm last year.

You still do those things with the ping pong balls?