The Investigation : Part One

[McBain]

Not being from Liverpool, and not really even having time to visit ther when I was back in the Mother Land, Ive decided to investigate some things Ive newly discovered.

EXIBIT A

GOOGLE EARTH -

Why in Google Earth, has not one single Evertonian who professess to work in "graphics, or design, or has a handle on 3D MAX, managed to make a better 3D model of Goodison than Anfield? Or one at all??

Im looking at you nerdlingers!!!

 

[McBain]

EXIBIT B

Can someone explain to me why there i s a massive amount of empty land to the east of Goodison and Anfield? Whats this space? We can even build on Swampland nowadays, so why is no-one mentioning this part? Is it sacred ground? Does it belong to some old Git who wont sell it? Does everyone just drive past this massive space without taking notice, of this big empty space? Am I missing some kind of underground structure? Is it Indian Holy land?

Or is it just a crap place to put a football stadium?

 

[McBain]

EXIBIT C

With the wonderment of the modern age I now present to the venerable forum and to the Everton Board, FIVE NEW ALTERNATE EMPTY SPACES, REALLY QUITE CLOSE TO THE EXISTING SITE!!

Ill expect phone calls and multitudes of adoration abut my discovery, and its okay. From Space I have been able to see what you locals have missed. Buy me a pint when we are celebrating winning the Premiership in out new ground, less than two minutes from Old Goodison.

Your Welcome!

 

[McBain]

(and this isnt serious... but if you do know any answers...)

 

[SuitsBlue]

i cant open the pdf's

 

[Dylan]

I can.

 

[micknick]

So can I- made me smile.

 

[loosecranks]

Google Earth calling mcBain ... come in, McBain ...

 

[atrottel]

Major Tom McBain, don't they have green space and parks on your planet?

(Here am I, floating in my tin can, faaaaarr above the world...)

(Added: I think you might also be wanting to dig up some bodies in West Derby cemetery as well.)

 

[BlueWool]

Aye, the big open space is a cemetery and a crematorium.

 

[CanadaToffee]

Exhibit B: I belive the [Poor language removed] are rebuilding their stadium somewhere in there.

 

[neonleon]

EXIBIT C

With the wonderment of the modern age I now present to the venerable forum and to the Everton Board, FIVE NEW ALTERNATE EMPTY SPACES, REALLY QUITE CLOSE TO THE EXISTING SITE!!

Ill expect phone calls and multitudes of adoration abut my discovery, and its okay. From Space I have been able to see what you locals have missed. Buy me a pint when we are celebrating winning the Premiership in out new ground, less than two minutes from Old Goodison.

Your Welcome!

TWO MINUTES AWAY!!!!

I'll never watch everton that far away from our spiritual home.