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Player Valuation: £70m
To clarify , Marcus BB 10 .
Now , firstly , apologies for bringing up reality T.V. - Ive only ever watched Big Brother of them all , but this ted merits special attention .
I'm sitting here gobsmacked at how this 35 year old Bonk- I reversed it , yes ; replete with pony-tail AND a Howard Kendall , circa 84 . The hair is pulled across that tautly , goldfish could use it as a trampoline .
He was also a block of yeast . Sit on me lap , ( young ) girls and Ill give you can of cider . ( Later found to be hoarding Biftas . He didnt smoke . - Aaaaagggghhh!!!! )
Once said he fought a hundred men at once . He lied .
Hes just lied again when he said he copped for dark , sultry cock-teaser from Dublin . If you see the repeat , watch his eyes . FIBBER !!!!
This goes to show what happens when Son's live with their Ma's far too long . - He lives with his Arl Girl . Quelle surprise , eh ??? ( Azzbot , you listening , boy ??? )
As I say , sorry for the subject matter , but I couldnt let it pass .
His picture should be alongside that of Purple Aki , as a , TO AVOID pointer to the youngsters .
Biggest WHOPPER I've had the mis-fortune to encounter in a long , long time .
Idiot !!!
Now , firstly , apologies for bringing up reality T.V. - Ive only ever watched Big Brother of them all , but this ted merits special attention .
I'm sitting here gobsmacked at how this 35 year old Bonk- I reversed it , yes ; replete with pony-tail AND a Howard Kendall , circa 84 . The hair is pulled across that tautly , goldfish could use it as a trampoline .
He was also a block of yeast . Sit on me lap , ( young ) girls and Ill give you can of cider . ( Later found to be hoarding Biftas . He didnt smoke . - Aaaaagggghhh!!!! )
Once said he fought a hundred men at once . He lied .
Hes just lied again when he said he copped for dark , sultry cock-teaser from Dublin . If you see the repeat , watch his eyes . FIBBER !!!!
This goes to show what happens when Son's live with their Ma's far too long . - He lives with his Arl Girl . Quelle surprise , eh ??? ( Azzbot , you listening , boy ??? )
As I say , sorry for the subject matter , but I couldnt let it pass .
His picture should be alongside that of Purple Aki , as a , TO AVOID pointer to the youngsters .
Biggest WHOPPER I've had the mis-fortune to encounter in a long , long time .
Idiot !!!
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