Jamo Martinez
Player Valuation: £70m
Often entertaining and informative weekly piece in the guardian. Some daft stuff aswell like 'which team in orange has won the most trophies?', but a lot of interesting football trivia if you're into that sort of thing. Come on, you all love it. One question this week is 'who is the highest scoring teenager?' from what I could find it had to be Pele, and Dixie Dean in English football. I wouldn't be very surprised if someone sets me straight though.
There. you've been officially slapped in the anorak
There. you've been officially slapped in the anorak