Baines' left foot
Player Valuation: £90m
Here you go Jock. You can put a name to a face now.

Carling is terrible.
Carlsberg is terrible.
Fosters is terrible unless you're drinking it in a cheap hotel with Cena using a snowy roof as a fridge.
The absolute worst is Budweiser. Utter swill.
Can Sampdoria be adopted as the official Late Show Italian side? Just tremendous all round. Attilio Lombardo.
The stubbie Heineken keg style cans are ace.
Freezing Red Stripe is ace.
Currently on the Kronies here..
Kronenburg's decent. Had some in the Cavern the other day.
Can you be allergic to one certain type of beer/have it not sit right but not others? Because every time I've thrown up I've been drinking Carlsberg and it's the weakest of the lot. I literally had 2 bottles the other week and felt horrendous - drank 8 cans of red stripe (that's nice) the next day and was fine.
Have it in The Netherlands lid, with a maccies.
PYAAAAAAR BOSS LAAAR
This is like retro Late Show here lads but in the afternoon, know what I mean?
Would you fellas object to an afternoon CLH?
That Moretti looks like sex. Looks almost like a pale lager, like a Hoegaarden type.