The New Arena

[chicoazul]

Ladies and gentlemen THE NEW ARENA is 8000 posts old. Let us celebrate with a slaying.

 

[Rita_Poon]

oh no, oh lordy, oh please.....

 

[Kurt.]

Pussies and snitches

What a thread …. WHAT AN ARENA !!!!

 

[Bohemian Toffee]

Three years back I lived in a village about 90km west of Prague. Birthplace of former Prime Minister Edvard Benes.

Anyway, a woman lived there who collected cats, she would entice them from gardens, take them from classified ads (farm kittens are given away here).

She raised them and ate them. She lived in a building registered as a holiday home, so from time to time would hide out to avoid paying the residence tax and utilities charges (about £45 a year, including weekly refuse collections).

Just found out she died in a recent spell of hot weather. Fell in her garden and nobody knew. Fun little anecdote for everyone's Sunday.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Both me and the wife have had a good day thanks… drive around, visit to the pub, lovely meal prepared by my son, now sat with a magnum ice cream and a glass of Merlot. Looking forward to a lovely evening…..

OH GOD NO HES GOING TO GO BEZERK LIKE PHILW!

 

[Kurt.]

Three years back I lived in a village about 90km west of Prague. Birthplace of former Prime Minister Edvard Benes.

Anyway, a woman lived there who collected cats, she would entice them from gardens, take them from classified ads (farm kittens are given away here).

She raised them and ate them. She lived in a building registered as a holiday home, so from time to time would hide out to avoid paying the residence tax and utilities charges (about £45 a year, including weekly refuse collections).

Just found out she died in a recent spell of hot weather. Fell in her garden and nobody knew. Fun little anecdote for everyone's Sunday.

I thought you were gonna say she landed on all fours and still has 8 lives… disappointed here

 

[Bohemian Toffee]

OH GOD NO HES GOING TO GO BEZERK LIKE PHILW!

We can only hope.

PhilW resides in Valhalla now, with magnum and cider for all eternity. I salute him.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

As long as you stick to the Merlot you should be fine. RIP Phil

Merlot and magners would be the forum equivalent of 'speedballing'.

 

[Armaghtoffee]

Three years back I lived in a village about 90km west of Prague. Birthplace of former Prime Minister Edvard Benes.

Anyway, a woman lived there who collected cats, she would entice them from gardens, take them from classified ads (farm kittens are given away here).

She raised them and ate them. She lived in a building registered as a holiday home, so from time to time would hide out to avoid paying the residence tax and utilities charges (about £45 a year, including weekly refuse collections).

Just found out she died in a recent spell of hot weather. Fell in her garden and nobody knew. Fun little anecdote for everyone's Sunday.

For the love of Christ tell me this is an autocorrect!!??!!

 

[Rita_Poon]

OH GOD NO HES GOING TO GO BEZERK LIKE PHILW!

your thinking a magnum like dirty harry. pete's renounced the ways of violence, ken dodds tickling sticks nowadays....

 

[tommye]

I thought you were gonna say she landed on all fours and still has 8 lives… disappointed here

The cats eating her would be a better ending.

 

[coollino]

OH GOD NO HES GOING TO GO BEZERK LIKE PHILW!

A very very underrated GOT moment

 

[Bohemian Toffee]

The cats eating her would be a better ending.

I wouldn't rule it out.

 

[Kurt.]

The cats eating her would be a better ending.

8 out 10 ten cats prefer old ladies

 

[tommye]

8 out 10 ten cats prefer old ladies

It's the flaky, thin skin.
Easier to chew through