The Onion's assistant quits

[Dylan]

Liverpool have been hit by the news Rafael Benitez's right-hand man Paco Ayesteran is to quit Anfield.


His fellow Spaniard had been Benitez's number two at Tenerife and Valencia before he followed the Reds chief to Merseyside.

It is believed that the players were informed of the news on Thursday after training, and it is not expected that Ayesteran will be alongside Benitez in the dug-out for Saturday's home game with Derby.

Liverpool would not confirm any further details, although Benitez said: "Paco has told me he wants to leave, apart from that I cannot say any more. We will have to assess the situation."

"I am fed up for working for him. He smells of onions and has a massive wardrobe full of apron's. Frankly, this job is below me and I am not putting up with it anymore, he can do his own job himself!" Ayesteran was rumoured to have said about the situation.

But the disruption to Benitez's backroom staff will be massive. Ayesteran has been in charge of fitness coaching, but also handles much of the squad administration

 

[SuitsBlue]

please get phil thompson in, please get phil thompson in, please get phl thompson in.

that guy hasnt got a clue and the sooner there is mirth there the better.

 

[Robert Jarvis]

No they are going to get Fowler back because he sucks/sniffs and can teach the others.

 

[monty]

please get phil thompson in, please get phil thompson in, please get phl thompson in.

that guy hasnt got a clue and the sooner there is mirth there the better.

or Sammy Lee

The Onion must have had a falling out with him, he is considering his options.

He could always serve table 12 first and pick the dishes from table three on the way back!

 

[Dylan]

"I am fed up for working for him. He smells of onions and has a massive wardrobe full of apron's. Frankly, this job is below me and I am not putting up with it anymore, he can do his own job himself!" Ayesteran was rumoured to have said about the situation.

For emphasis

 

[monty]

For emphasis

I thought it was his beard

 

[Robert Jarvis]

I know who you mean Monty - Phillip Harben I think but what about Acker Bilk as well. Perhaps Onionhead will now be Stranger on the Shore.

 

[monty]

I know who you mean Monty - Phillip Harben I think but what about Acker Bilk as well. Perhaps Onionhead will now be Stranger on the Shore.

Try Mr Stinky

 

[Robert Jarvis]

Don't remember that one!

 

[monty]

Don't remember that one!

a Mr Man, with a beard, there again should it be Snr Stinky

 

[teppic]

far out. what is going on behind the curtain there i wonder!

 

[monty]

far out. what is going on behind the curtain there i wonder!

Stevie Heighway couldn't work with the Onion either, he told him to shove it. I would think that he is an absolute control freak, on top of being a freak already,

Table six please

 

[Robert Jarvis]

Right this way, good sir.:blink:

 

[Ct jr.]

Right this way, good sir.:blink:

umm yes i will have a plate of bullshit for starters, followed by ridiculously poor decisions for the entree! Oh and what whines do you have?

 

[SuitsBlue]

we have a short bitter spanish grape, but its a poor bottle.