The 'Post Funny stuff' Thread

[The Celtic View]

And had Fred West as driver lol

Say what you like about the man, but he was a top class professional builder who always left an excellent finish.

If it weren't for all that murdering women and burying them around his property malarkey, I would have no qualms about getting him to do building work in my house.

 

[marnie]

Say what you like about the man, but he was a top class professional builder who always left an excellent finish.

If it weren't for all that murdering women and burying them around his property malarkey, I would have no qualms about getting him to do building work in my house.

Yeah 2 up 18 down.

 

[The Celtic View]

Yeah 2 up 18 down.

Apparently the authorities decided to completely refurbish his house, but during the job the plasterer went over to the clerk of works and said "I can't finish plastering that room"

When the clerk of works asked him why, the plasterer replied "Because there's a belly in the wall"

 

[The Celtic View]

Yeah 2 up 18 down.

I've held onto his business card in case I ever require any building work done in a hurry, or decide to bump off women and bury them under the patio...

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

I've held onto his business card in case I ever require any building work done in a hurry, or decide to bump off women and bury them under the patio...

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Fred hates vowels and loves Iron Maiden.

 

[Sarnia Kevin]

 

[Twinkletoes123]

 

[Jimishorts]

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@Tigger , is this your mirror up for sale? Thought I recognised it.

 

[Twinkletoes123]

 

[The Celtic View]

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No pornography.

And for that reason, I'm out...

 

[Rich1878]

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And wake up to someone smashing ya ankles in. The film misery definitely comes to mind !

 

[summerisle]

 

[Street end man]

 

[Milk]

 

[Abertonian]

Yeah 2 up 18 down.

His kids kept failing at maths, they thought there was 10 feet in the yard