The summer 2013 Everton transfer rumourZ thread

[BigDuncNo9]

Been out lads, anyone gonna be a legend and summarise the last 15 pages for me please?

We're going to buy everyone.

 

[Yayabo]

They have plenty of money sure, but they ain't stupid. .

Have you ever been a strip club with a lot of Money?

 

[Mogsy_Efc]

All those replies seem quite likely! Cheers lads.

 

[Marco Materazzi]

Wouldn't his religion prevent him from wearing our sponsor too?

It better not do, but Cisse is a hypocrite.

 

[Marco Materazzi]

If we can't sign any muslim players due to our sponsor that means we can't sign:
Dzeko
Nasri
Sagna
Djourou
Ben Arfa
Handanovic
Lulic
Konko
Rami
El Shaarawy
Taarabt
Pjanic
Gundogan
Shaqiri

 

[potato]

how can you forget ribery?

 

[Royal Blue Jersey]

Realistically we should be looking at someone like Nicolas Anelka.

Hm... Le Sulk? Age? Wages? Ex-Kopite?

I'm out.

 

[Royal Blue Jersey]

Been out lads, anyone gonna be a legend and summarise the last 15 pages for me please?

La, you must go on some proper benders

 

[Jay]

If we can't sign any muslim players due to our sponsor that means we can't sign:
Dzeko
Nasri
Sagna
Djourou
Ben Arfa
Handanovic
Lulic
Konko
Rami
El Shaarawy
Taarabt
Pjanic
Gundogan
Shaqiri

Only if they (the players) are relegious, Felli is Muslim but wears and drinks it, many of the ones in the list are like him

 

[ART]

If we can't sign any muslim players due to our sponsor that means we can't sign:
Dzeko
Nasri
Sagna
Djourou
Ben Arfa
Handanovic
Lulic
Konko
Rami
El Shaarawy
Taarabt
Pjanic
Gundogan
Shaqiri

This http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/hypocrite

 

[Jags..class]

my list would be Remy and Vermaelen

 

[Bluerover]

Victor Moses ST£10M according to the Sunday Sheeple !!

1 goal in 23 appearances for Chelsea ....and he is allegedly a striker

Bloody hell, its gonna be a long summer!

 

[davek]

Victor Moses ST£10M according to the Sunday Sheeple !!

1 goal in 23 appearances for Chelsea ....and he is allegedly a striker

Bloody hell, its gonna be a long summer!

Played well for them in the EL, tbf. But he's not exactly prolific. We can do better I think.

 

[CardinalSin]

Victor Moses ST£10M according to the Sunday Sheeple !!

1 goal in 23 appearances for Chelsea ....and he is allegedly a striker

Bloody hell, its gonna be a long summer!

He isn't a striker although he can play there at a push. He's an attacking midfielder/winger/behind the striker rather than an out and out front man. How many of those 23 games did he actually start? I'd hazzard a guess the majority of them he was sub and brought on with less than 10 minutes to go.

He's a very good young player and would be a terrific signing.

 

[PhilBr]

He isn't a striker although he can play there at a push. He's an attacking midfielder/winger/behind the striker rather than an out and out front man. How many of those 23 games did he actually start? I'd hazzard a guess the majority of them he was sub and brought on with less than 10 minutes to go.

He's a very good young player and would be a terrific signing.

And our new boss knows all about him.