The things kids say

[Dylan]

I get home from work today and giving Ethan a hug on the couch, he looks up at me and notices I have hairs in my nose, so he loudly proclaims:

"Dad, you have hairs in your nose!"

So I respond,

"You have hairs in your nose too, and so does mummy and Emily"

Not good enough for Ethan though, he then says

"I DON'T HAVE HAIRS IN MY NOSE!!! I only have bogeys!"

 

[monty]

I get home from work today and giving Ethan a hug on the couch, he looks up at me and notices I have hairs in my nose, so he loudly proclaims:

"Dad, you have hairs in your nose!"

So I respond,

"You have hairs in your nose too, and so does mummy and Emily"

Not good enough for Ethan though, he then says

"I DON'T HAVE HAIRS IN MY NOSE!!! I only have bogeys!"

Dylan, write them down mate for posterity, we should have done but didn't