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9 WORDS WOMEN USE
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an
argument when they are right and you need to shut
up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this
means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five
minutes if you have just been given five more
minutes to watch the game before helping around the
house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm.
This means something, and you should be on your
toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end
in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't
Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a
non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A
loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and
wonders why she is wasting her time standing here
and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to
# 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous
statements a women can make to a man. That's okay
means she wants to think long and hard before
deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not
question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want
to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she
says "Thanks a lot" - that is PURE sarcasm and she
is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say "you're
welcome" ... that will bring on a "whatever").
(8) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying [Poor language removed] YOU!
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another
dangerous statement, meaning this is something that
a woman has told a man to do several times, but is
now doing it herself. This will later result in a
man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response
refer to # 3.
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an
argument when they are right and you need to shut
up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this
means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five
minutes if you have just been given five more
minutes to watch the game before helping around the
house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm.
This means something, and you should be on your
toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end
in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't
Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a
non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A
loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and
wonders why she is wasting her time standing here
and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to
# 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous
statements a women can make to a man. That's okay
means she wants to think long and hard before
deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not
question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want
to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she
says "Thanks a lot" - that is PURE sarcasm and she
is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say "you're
welcome" ... that will bring on a "whatever").
(8) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying [Poor language removed] YOU!
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another
dangerous statement, meaning this is something that
a woman has told a man to do several times, but is
now doing it herself. This will later result in a
man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response
refer to # 3.
