Things you do while watching Tele

[bobbyrob]

Hold on to your scrote
Sit with your hand down your jocks
Feet up or down
???

 

[heatmeiser]

If countdown is on then I'm generally abusing myself.

Otherwise I try not to look at it.

 

[bluebloodinmyveins]

If countdown is on then I'm generally abusing myself.

Otherwise I try not to look at it.

I have a bad feeling about this thread

 

[Blue Ray]

I have a bad feeling about this thread

Couch to myself, feet up and a cold glass of Stella in my left hand, remote control in the other. It doesnt get much better when I'm off work.

 

[fozzy]

eat,drink,fart,burp all in that order over and over again!

 

[Sharpys top lip]

Play with my ears......


Drives the missus insane.

 

[Dutch Toffee]

I have a bad feeling about this thread

Why do you always envisage the worst?

Always browsing the internet, while watching telly at the same time. Also Fozzy's suggestions sound familiar to me.

 

[Whitebootman]

Couch to myself, feet up and a cold glass of Stella in my left hand, remote control in the other. It doesnt get much better when I'm off work.

Mostly tea instead of Stella and remote on stomach, there's plenty of room.

eat,drink,fart,burp all in that order over and over again!

All of the above unless Mrs Whitebootman is home, then I'm restricted to the eat & drink bit.

 

[Mutzo Nutzo]

Watching Telly.....Whats all that about then, can't get near the remote anymore, feckin Cbeebees!

 

[Rugby Toffee]

Watching Telly.....Whats all that about then, can't get near the remote anymore, feckin Cbeebees!

True tho

Although in my case ....Effin music channels & cartoons.....and that's only the missus

 

[Whitebootman]

Could be worse. My good lady watches cribs, gets ideas about how the front room should look, next thing you know I'm getting dragged around B&Q trying to copy a £100.000 living room for under £100.

 

[Rugby Toffee]

Aye, it's like 60 Minute makeover...I keep telling her I am not a machine!!!! 60 Days more like for me.

 

[Whitebootman]

Aye, it's like 60 Minute makeover...I keep telling her I am not a machine!!!! 60 Days more like for me.

We are mate, cash machines.:huh:

 

[chicoazul]

I dont really watch telly. Its mostly reality tv or [Poor language removed] gameshow gash these days.

 

[Cahill's Metatarsal]

I usually sit on my computer chair with my feet up, remote in 1 hand, mouse in the other. The only time this usually varies is when Scrubs is on when I bin the computer off & focus solely on the telly