I'll start it rolling.
Israel v the Middle East. So what like? I'm not sure why everyone is arsed as theres plenty of beauts on either side, leave them to it as it's virtually the sphincter of the world there anyway.
X Factor. What a load of [Poor language removed]. Before the internet it would have been teenage TV.
The England team and WAGS. They're near all belters, England have won one tournament on their own soil and been pretty much [Poor language removed] for the rest of their history. And why the [Poor language removed] would we give two shits about what they're cocaine addled birds are up to? They're bints.
Steve Bruce. He has a face like a wrestler's knees, keep him away from me please.
Those animal charities that show you a photo of a beaten animal. Can it be eaten? In that case I don't give a [Poor language removed].
Israel v the Middle East. So what like? I'm not sure why everyone is arsed as theres plenty of beauts on either side, leave them to it as it's virtually the sphincter of the world there anyway.
X Factor. What a load of [Poor language removed]. Before the internet it would have been teenage TV.
The England team and WAGS. They're near all belters, England have won one tournament on their own soil and been pretty much [Poor language removed] for the rest of their history. And why the [Poor language removed] would we give two shits about what they're cocaine addled birds are up to? They're bints.
Steve Bruce. He has a face like a wrestler's knees, keep him away from me please.
Those animal charities that show you a photo of a beaten animal. Can it be eaten? In that case I don't give a [Poor language removed].