This how to complain

[Goat]

Editor's Corner - Yahoo! News UK

This is how to complain***

 

[Dom1878]

I'll try and explain how this felt. Imagine being a twelve year old boy Richard. Now imagine it's Christmas morning and you're sat their with your final present to open. It's a big one, and you know what it is. It's that Goodmans stereo you picked out the catalogue and wrote to Santa about.

Only you open the present and it's not in there. It's your hamster Richard. It's your hamster in the box and it's not breathing.

 

[TsarDiniyar]

That is hilarious, wish I could have done that with Vodafone, instead of expletives

 

[Goat]

It appears to be in an evidence bag from the scene of a crime. A CRIME AGAINST BLOODY COOKING. Either that or some sort of back-street underground cookie, purchased off a gun-toting maniac high on his own supply of yeast. You certainly wouldn't want to be caught carrying one of these through customs.

My favourite.

 

[Welton Toffee]

Good stuff

 

[TsarDiniyar]

Good stuff

Stick the united game in your sig there m8, sat 31st now

 

[Welton Toffee]

Stick the united game in your sig there m8, sat 31st now

Nice one, done

 

[Sharpys top lip]

Very funny.

The way he calls him Richard as if he's a mate.....

What a tool, funny as fukk thou!!

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Absolute classic

 

[Neiler]

Pure quality!

 

[TsarDiniyar]

Pure quality!

Do you get our points if we lose?

 

[Neiler]

Nope! Just disapear.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

i bet the guy has been given a round the world ticket off "richard" for that effort, an eloquently constructed letter of complaint can get you allsorts of freebies.
*taps nose.

 

[Goat]

i bet the guy has been given a round the world ticket off "richard" for that effort, an eloquently constructed letter of complaint can get you allsorts of freebies.
*taps nose.

Editor's Corner - Yahoo! News UK

Yesterday we had an overwhelming response to a letter we posted on Editor's Corner in which a disgruntled Virgin Atlantic passenger, who has now been named as Oliver Beale, penned his views on the disappointing mid-flight food and entertainment he was offered.
In the letter Mr Beale amusingly described the food as similar to receiving a dead hamster for Christmas and labeled a complementary cookie as a "crime against bloody cooking".

He also asked Sir Richard Branson: "How can you live like this? I can't imagine what dinner round your house is like, it must be like something out of a nature documentary."

The letter has been now been forwarded around the world and is being hailed as the best complaint letter ever.

Following yesterday's post we received hundreds of requests for a follow-up and for Richard Branson's reaction.

We've been hassling the Virgin Atlantic press office and they have confirmed that Sir Richard called the writer personally and invited him to come to the airline's catering house next month, to help select the food on future Virgin flights.

"We investigated his complaint seriously, and following Richard Branson's phone call we've invited him to our catering house to select the next range of meals and wines we serve on board," a spokesman for Virgin Atlantic told us. "Then we can ensure his personal taste is well and truly catered for."

According to Virgin Atlantic Mr Beale replied saying that he would "think about it".

In the original blog (link below) a lot of you thought this might have been a PR stunt. "I can assure you it isn't" was the official response from Virgin Atlantic.