This lunchtime...

[Welton Toffee]

Well, I've had better lunchtimes

Right, well, here we go.. At lunchtime, a girl that I really like came upto me to talk (sounds good so far huh ), and it soon became apparent that she wanted to ask me something (even better I thought!). Well, I thought wrong.

What she wanted to ask me was not good, not good at all. She wanted to ask me if I would go out with...........her best mate (my thoughts were something along the lines of, 'oh bollocks'). Well this was uncomfortable! She could tell from what must have probably been a pretty cheesed off face that I wasn't exactly keen on the idea. Now don't get me wrong, her mate is a nice enough person, but I don't want to go out with her.

Christ. And her input into the conversation such as "What's wrong with her?", "Go on" and "She's really nice" were not helping. (by now my thoughts were 'what in christ's name do I say?!). I had a whole angel and devil situation going on. One half of me was screaming "SAY NO YOU STUPID GIT" but the other half was saying, "well, you don't want to look like a **** to the girl that until now you thought you had a chance with". In the end I settled for an unconvincing, "I'll think about it". Bollocks.

Thankfully I managed to avoid both girl I like and said other girl for the rest of the day. Now, could use a bit of advice! Not exactly in jon_efc's league of problems but could do with some input anyway! And no dog related solutions thanks chico

 

[SuitsBlue]

"that'd be great, but i like her friend, so it wouldnt be fair to her"

 

[chicoazul]

See above post.

In fairness I would have nailed her mate aswell, if she's asking you them youre up for some smut. Nailed on.

 

[Latch]

"that'd be great, but i like her friend, so it wouldnt be fair to her"

Couldn't have said it better Suits, great reply.

* When you say it though Dave, look longingly into her eyes, she'll know what you are trying to say, if she doesn't she does not feel the same way about you!

* I actualy feel nauseous writing that, i'm turning into some kind of agony expert.

** Shakes body, and say's in a put on deep Manly voice......' Did you see the game yesterday '...............that's better!

Dave, just ask the girl out mate!

 

[Robert Jarvis]

How old are you and girls are still using go betweens, bloody hell. Get in there Rodders tell her you want to take her out not her mate. Bloody hell the kids today got no idea how to chat up.

 

[chicoazul]

Go up to the one you like and just whip your wang out.

She's yours forever.

THE END.

 

[Latch]

Go up to the one you like and just whip your wang out.

She's yours forever.

THE END.

' Mill's and Boons ' [Poor language removed] eat your heart out, there's a new kid on the block !

 

[Robert Jarvis]

With out getting too personal Rodders, regarding Chico's advice that is okay as long as the said action will not be embarrassing and the aforementioned female breaks into laughter.

 

[Dylan]

What you talking about Robert. Rodders obviously has a WANG as opposed to a wang. I know. Chico told me. She would gasp in amazement.

 

[TX Bill]

Yeah, I like Chico's advice.

Show her that you've got the biggest, baddest, computer and she'll fall for you in a heartbeat.

 

[Welton Toffee]

haha, thanks for the advice fellas.

I will do as you say ( not the dong bit obviously, I don't want to get locked up ) But yeah, thanks Robert and Latch, will end this madness tomorrow. At least then I'll know either way

 

[monty]

haha, thanks for the advice fellas.

I will do as you say ( not the dong bit obviously, I don't want to get locked up ) But yeah, thanks Robert and Latch, will end this madness tomorrow. At least then I'll know either way

One obvious deciding factor that all of your councilors have over looked Rodders and imo is a must when deciding which to 'go for' is a BASIC HUMAN ATTRACTION, WHICH ONE HAS THE BIGGEST TITS case solved

 

[chicoazul]

lets wang flop out*

SEE?

 

[Welton Toffee]

One obvious deciding factor that all of your councilors have over looked Rodders and imo is a must when deciding which to 'go for' is a BASIC HUMAN ATTRACTION, WHICH ONE HAS THE BIGGEST TITS case solved

haha, well funnily enough, the one I like is actually smaller in the breastage department. But she is MUCH better looking

 

[chicoazul]

Lets get down to business:

Who is one more likely to put out? Choose her.