Time check

[Goat]

Ok, its 10.30 Xmas Eve and my girlfriend has yet to wrap a single present. Im on the [Poor language removed] edge here. She has close on 100 presents to wrap and she is starting to piss me off. I wish i could wrap stuff, because trust me i would be killing her and digging a shallow grave.

 

[Slight_Return]

she got a lot of friends?

 

[Goat]

No, i have got 3 children. Hence the 100+ presents. So yes, she is doing me a favour, as they are not her children, but shes leaving it late, now shes gonna be too tired for my Xmas Sex.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

if she's been smoking with you then you have no chance, i cant even be arsed getting them from there hiding place now, although they are all wrapped so i'll put them out before i go to bed, in case any treasures awake. you need gift bags at this stage.

*top tip, keep any giftbags given as they are expensive and can be re-used.


at ties like this.

 

[Goat]

No, she doesnt smoke my shizzle, but she has opened a bottle of wine, she is kinda in full swing at the moment, but the end is a long, long way off.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

i'd claim the sex now, before it's too late. if you can get her to squat on you say "thats your present from reidy" my guess is she'll buck like she's in a rodeo

 

[Goat]

The sex is gone if im honest, its a distant dream, now the main focus is the presents, if she gets them done i will allow her the night off from getting slammed, i will still try, but im expecting, "Im a bit tired, can we leave it".

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

The sex is gone if im honest, its a distant dream, now the main focus is the presents, if she gets them done i will allow her the night off from getting slammed, i will still try, but im expecting, "Im a bit tired, can we leave it".

just say " i can, but i promised one of the lads i'd give you one for him"



does she read this btw ?

 

[Goat]

No, but i could show her your MouFro avi, it might get her in the mood.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

not 1 number on the lottery, ffs.