Well, that depends. When you are on a submarine carrying nuclear weapons, the US doesn't want them in foreign ports, likewise they wouldn't want them in their ports. Fast-attack subs do go to foreign ports, as does the whole of the surface navy.
So I never did. Then I go to work at a SEAL team, so no ports for me there either!
So what ARRRR all of your plans for this pirate day. Mine is tell bad pirate jokes.
How does a pirate get around?
In a CARRR
Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie?
It was rated ARRR
Why didn't the pirate walk to the store?
It was too FARRR
Finally
Why did the two pirates get married?
They were soul mateys!
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