Librarian
Player Valuation: £70m
I'd rather see tango testies lift his kilt over my mothers head than see him lift a trophy, the miserable, joyless Ingrate. Can't wait until they bin him.
I wouldn't worry about it too much though, they've as much chance of winning it as Alan Pardew has of picking up Sports Personality of the Year.
I wouldn't worry about it too much though, they've as much chance of winning it as Alan Pardew has of picking up Sports Personality of the Year.