Toilet trouble

[heatmeiser]

We've all been there. Dodgy curry, or kebab the night before.

Next day we pay for our sins.

I often spend a good few hours on the toilet, which i thought was a lot.

This woman however, is something to aspire to.

This woman really likes her toilet

 

[Vim Fuego]

Trapped for two years on the bog ! Question is, where did her boyfriend drop his guts if her wide arse was permanently glued to it ?

 

[GrandOldTeam]

This smilie was invented for threads like this...

:blink:

 

[monty]

Trapped for two years on the bog ! Question is, where did her boyfriend drop his guts if her wide arse was permanently glued to it ?

If she didn't want to leave why didn't they leave the shithouse alone

 

[heatmeiser]

Trapped for two years on the bog ! Question is, where did her boyfriend drop his guts if her wide arse was permanently glued to it ?

He just had to hover and be very accurate.

Either that or he's now really really desperate to go.

 

[Vim Fuego]

So she spent at least one Christmas, maybe two on the bog, i just hope that sprouts were not on the menu.

 

[SuitsBlue]

so he either had a crap in the sink or in the bin then curbed it for collection.

it really is morose.

 

[Vim Fuego]

I hope he had the foresight to remove any dishes first.

 

[evertonianstu]

2 feckin years! She must have butt cramps

 

[Vim Fuego]

Did the obese melt ever get a wash ? Not only her face etc, but her piss soaked curtains as well, bad, bad tramps.

 

[evertonianstu]

Did the obese melt ever get a wash ? Not only her face etc, but her piss soaked curtains as well, bad, bad tramps.

Her backside must have had to be surgically removed from the throne. :blink:

 

[heatmeiser]

Did the obese melt ever get a wash ? Not only her face etc, but her piss soaked curtains as well, bad, bad tramps.

I knew you'd be the most active person on this thread Vim, I just knew it.

^^ That's horrible by the way.