Tom Cleverley

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If anyone can name 3 qualities that Cleverley is good at I will eat my hat!

As mentioned in this thread, his greatest ability is getting to the goalscorer first to celebrate.
Other than that his other 'ability' is to always find space where the game will pass him by, thus not further exposing his league 2 ability.
Tackling 1/10
Short passing 3/10
Long passing 2/10
Pressing 0/10
Heading 0/10
Dictating play 0/10
Aggression 1/10
Shooting 1/10
Stamina 2/10
Workrate 4/10
Hiding from play 10/10
Showing his missus photos of him and the goalscorer and telling her he made another assist so she sucks him off 10/10

Tom Cleverley = Gareth Farrelly.

He is a 5 a side player. One of the worse I have seen this millenium in Royal Blue. Would rather have Li Tie or Segundo Castillo
 

sharkey1001 said:
If anyone can name 3 qualities that Cleverley is good at I will eat my hat!

As mentioned in this thread, his greatest ability is getting to the goalscorer first to celebrate.
Other than that his other 'ability' is to always find space where the game will pass him by, thus not further exposing his league 2 ability.
Tackling 1/10
Short passing 3/10
Long passing 2/10
Pressing 0/10
Heading 0/10
Dictating play 0/10
Aggression 1/10
Shooting 1/10
Stamina 2/10
Workrate 4/10
Hiding from play 10/10
Showing his missus photos of him and the goalscorer and telling her he made another assist so she sucks him off 10/10

Tom Cleverley = Gareth Farrelly.

He is a 5 a side player. One of the worse I have seen this millenium in Royal Blue. Would rather have Li Tie or Segundo Castillo
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*sniff*

The most beautiful thing I've ever read
 

Honestly though, he's a body in midfield. Moves around and looks competent on occasion when players pass and move around him and make space. When this doesn't happen he goes utterly awol.
Have yet to see him take control of a game in an Everton jersey.
If Ronald's wanting more grind in an Everton midfield than he gets from Ross, look no further than Tom Davies.
Cleverly's shown for me that he's not the answer.
 
Kiwi said:
Honestly though, he's a body in midfield. Moves around and looks competent on occasion when players pass and move around him and make space. When this doesn't happen he goes utterly awol.
Have yet to see him take control of a game in an Everton jersey.
If Ronald's wanting more grind in an Everton midfield than he gets from Ross, look no further than Tom Davies.
Cleverly's shown for me that he's not the answer.
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He is a cadever
 

Soft Target, i look forward to our informed posters on here discussing gerry's current form and the fact that this Complete joke of a footballer( their words) is keeping ross and kev mirallas out of the team. Won't hold my breath it takes some bottle to go on the ross Barkely, gerry deulofeu and kev mirallas threads and tell it like it is.
 

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